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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7543 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 2 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS