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Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 2097 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 15 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Crops Grown: | 5379 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS