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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7340 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
Void Gems Collected: | 22 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 42 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3689 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS