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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7665 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 187 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 21 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 | Towns Built: | 6 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 5 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR BACKYARD SOIL SAMPLES ARE SO RICH IN LEAD THAT EVEN THE EPA IS LIKE “WHOAAAA, THAT’S TOO MUCH LEAD!” BUT DON’T WORRY, OUR RESIDENTS HAVE BUILT LEAD-PROOF ARMOR TO KEEP THEM SAFE WHILE THEY MINE AND CRAFT TO THEIR HEART’S CONTENT.
SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER, WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN, THE SKY IS BLUE, AND THE LEAD IS… WELL, THERE’S A LOT OF LEAD. BUT WHO CARES? LET’S MINE SOME DIAMONDS AND HAVE A BLAST! #LEADPOISONINGWHO? #DIAMONDSFORDAYS