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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 2754 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 22 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.