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Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 5143 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 7837 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 29 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.