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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 6724 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 3925 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 196 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 |
Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.