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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 2137 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Magic Items Found: | 4272 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | New Chunks Explored: | 182214 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.