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Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 2652 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 3 |
Animals Bred: | 175 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 6913 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.