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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 6263 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 39 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Magic Crystals Found: | 17 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 14 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8483 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.