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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 6780 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.