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Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7420 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 | Potions Brewed: | 86 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.