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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 7329 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 |
Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 5 |
Void Gems Collected: | 24 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 5 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Buildings Constructed: | 7 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.