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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 3685 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 |
Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 12 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret potion dat makes u invincible for 69 hours straight. trust me, u gonna need it when u face off against our boss mobs, like the legendary Ender Dragon with a mustache made of pure gold.
oh, and did i mention we have a special event where u can ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie villagers? it’s like a rodeo from hell, but with more explosions and less cowboys.
so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis server and experience the ultimate minecraft madness. just be careful not to fall into a pit of lava while laughing at our ridiculous stories.