TownNameMC Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old towns with boring old names? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most outrageous town names you’ve ever seen! From Pizzatown to Unicornville, we’ve got it all!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring a town called Banana Hammock, where the streets are lined with actual banana hammocks (don’t ask how they got there, just enjoy it). Or how about a visit to Sausage City, where every building is shaped like a giant sausage (vegetarians beware).

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get access to our exclusive town, Poopsville. Yes, you read that right. Poopsville is a town made entirely out of… you guessed it, poop! But don’t worry, it’s not smelly in the virtual world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the wackiest town names you’ll ever come across. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Dragons Tamed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	2538	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Towns Built:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

LebCraft: 30K in 72hrs!

30k, 72hrs, border crossing, Conflict, Crisis, displacement, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, humanitarian crisis, international news, lebanon, Lebanon-Syria border, LebCraft, mass exodus, MIDDLE EAST, Migration, Refugee Crisis, Refugees, Syria, Syrian refugees, UN, united nations, War

come join our epic minecraft server, where we have more players crossing into our world than into Syria from Lebanon in 72 hours! the UN can’t even keep up with our insane numbers, that’s how wild it is here. we’ve got crazy builds, epic battles, and more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at. join us now and be part of the madness!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Ran-sama’s Minecraft Server

Admiration, Anime, desire, dream, emotional attachment, family, FANTASY, fictional character, fictional mother, idealized mother, idolization, longing, maternal figure, Minecraft, Mother, parental figure, Ran-sama, Ransamas, Role Model, Server, wish, Wishful thinking, yearning

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled wonderland!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical world where Ran-sama herself is your mother. That’s right, forget about your boring real mom because Ran-sama will take care of you and make sure you have all the diamonds and enchanted gear your heart desires.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it that if you can find the elusive pink sheep, it will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for, things can get pretty wacky around here).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Meteorites Collected:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Mind Theory Minecraft SMP

Cognitive science, Empathy, implicit bias, intergroup relations, mentalizing, Mind, Minecraft, perspective-taking, Psychology, racial attitudes, racial awareness, racial bias, racial discrimination, racial dynamics, racial identity, smp, social cognition, social perception, social psychology, Stereotypes, theory, theory of mind, white people

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to test your theory of mind by navigating through a world where players are constantly trying to outsmart each other in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building elaborate traps to staging elaborate pranks, you’ll never know what to expect next on our server.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their feathered revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where even the chickens have a theory of mind. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

DadCraftNoContact

citizenship, DadCraftNoContact, difficult decisions, emotional boundaries, estranged father, Fallout, family drama, family dynamics, family history, Guilt, leaving families behind, manipulative, mental abuse, Mental well-being, moving on, multiple marriages, parental abandonment, self-centered, toxic relationships, vulnerable position

Are you tired of family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only family you need to worry about is your blocky pet pig and your trusty diamond sword! Our server is drama-free, unlike OP’s dad’s love life.

Join us for epic adventures, build magnificent castles, and battle it out with other players in thrilling PvP matches. Who needs a dysfunctional family when you can have a blocky paradise in our server?

Forget about contacting your father’s ex-wives, stepmothers, and half-siblings – join our server and create your own family of fellow Minecraft enthusiasts. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with real-life family drama. So, come on over and leave the real world behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Void Armor Forged:	22	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Name: MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP

Cognitive Training, memory aids, memory enhancement, memory improvement, memory skills, memory strategies, memory techniques, memory tricks, MemoryMasterMinecraftSMP, mental exercises, mnemonic devices, name association, name learning, name memorization, name memory training, name recall, name recognition, name recollection, name recollection techniques, name retention, Repetition

Join our Minecraft SMP and never forget a name again! Our server is so wild and wacky that every player has a crazy nickname that will stick in your brain forever. From “TNT Bob” to “Diamonds Are Forever Sally,” you’ll never struggle to remember who’s who on our server. Plus, we have a secret potion that enhances your memory every time you mine a block of obsidian. So come join us and never be at a loss for words when greeting your fellow players again!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	66	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BlockyBedroomAntics

Aftercare, awkward moments, BlockyBedroomAntics, body positivity, Boundaries, Communication, Connection, consent, emotions, foreplay, imperfections, Intimacy, Laughter, mutual satisfaction, Pleasure, porn, real life sex, realistic expectations, spontaneity, Trust, Vulnerability

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as vanilla as a plain potato? Well, look no further because our server is as spicy as a jalapeño on fire! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and more fun than you can shake a diamond sword at.

On our server, you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party. Our players are a mix of seasoned pros and complete noobs, but everyone is welcome to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to other dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary golden apple that grants you unlimited power.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s mine, craft, and laugh our way to victory together!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Legacy Realms: Where Minecraft meets Midlife Crisis – No Kids Allowed!

Allowed, Asia, Australia, Casual, Cheating, Chill, Community, Crisis, Custom Items, Discord, Drama, Friends, HACKING, Kids, Legacy, meets, Midlife, Minecraft, Mods, Oceanic, Players, Quests, Realms, Resources, RPG, smp, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla survival and RPG
Server Location	Australia
Community Focus	Mature casual gamers
Features	No paid ranks or crates, old school MCMMO, RPG content
IP Address	103.152.196.59

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply use the IP address provided: 103.152.196.59

2. Is there a Discord server for this community?

Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/JgEerfaR

3. What age group is the majority of players in?

Most players are in their 20-30s and are casual gamers.

4. Are there any paid features on the server?

No, there are no paid ranks or crates on the server.

5. What type of content is available on the server?

The server offers vanilla survival gameplay as well as RPG content with quests inspired by RuneScape and Skyrim.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Oh, Look Minecraft Server

Coozy, derogatory, DISRESPECTFUL, explicit, explicit behavior, explicit content, explicit language, inappropriate, Irrelevant, look, Minecraft, offensive, oh, profane, Server, She-whorey, Shocking.., Vulgar

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is always high and the stakes are even higher! Join us for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, betrayal, and plenty of laughs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named She-whorey built a giant statue of a chicken that laid diamond eggs. But then Coozy came along and stole all the diamonds, causing chaos and mayhem in the land. And let’s not forget about that one player who thought they were irrelevant, but ended up becoming the ruler of the entire server with their epic building skills.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s anything but boring, come join us! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocky madness. Just remember, anything goes on this server, so be prepared for the unexpected. See you there, you crazy Minecraft maniacs!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Farms Harvested:	454	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Anthro Females Ruling Human Males SMP #1022

/hmofa/ Tagged Library, ADHG Story Directory, Anthro, archives, blind date, Chicken In the Fox’s Den, City of Glass, dominant women, DOMINATING, fall from grace, Females, Furries, Hmofa Masterbin, Human, Human Males, Jurassic Hearts, Males, My Life Now the Anthrostate’s, Old Bin, pet of furry general, Post-Work Relief, Risk Compensation, Ruling, Scanline Desires, Shallowintrospection, Shelby, smp, Stories, subby males, We Could Build A Life Together

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where anthro females dominate human males in the most hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop shenanigans and absurd storylines that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Forget about building epic structures or battling mobs, our server is all about exploring the dynamic relationships between dominant women and submissive men. From chicken in the fox’s den to blind dates gone wrong, our players are constantly pushing the boundaries of creativity and chaos.

But beware, we have strict rules in place to keep the trolls at bay. No ERP, no cuckold/NTR, and definitely no boring storylines allowed. Only the most outrageous and entertaining plots make the cut here.

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination, come join us on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because things tend to get pretty wild around here.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Runes Activated:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dad’s U-Turn: Sister Drama!

abandonment, abandonment issues, Dads, Drama, emotional trauma, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family estrangement, family rejection, family responsibilities, Family Support, Family Values, forgiveness, Generational conflict, parental expectations, parental regret, parenting, reconciliation, sibling relationships, sister, teenage motherhood, teenage pregnancy, UTurn

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server where you can experience more family drama than a soap opera!

Meet 18nb, the rebellious teenager who got kicked out of their house by their dad for getting pregnant. But wait, there’s more! Their sister is 27f, living in another state and barely talking to them. And let’s not forget about the grandparent drama – their dad had a sudden change of heart after a minor heart attack and now wants to be a part of their life again. Talk about a plot twist!

Join our server for the ultimate family drama experience. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Plus, we have epic builds, mini-games, and a supportive community to help you through all your virtual family troubles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dimension Hops:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SchoolDramaCraft SMP

high school scandal, school administration, school bullying, school community, school controversy, school culture, school discipline, school drama, school environment, school events, school fights, school gossip, school incident, school investigation, school news, school reputation, school rumors, school safety, school staff, SchoolDramaCraft, smp, student behavior

Oh man, let me tell you about the craziest thing that happened at our school! So, one day during lunch, a group of students decided to start a full-on food fight in the cafeteria. It started off with just a few french fries being tossed around, but then things escalated quickly. Before we knew it, there were mashed potatoes flying through the air, spaghetti being used as lassos, and even someone tried to launch a whole pizza like a frisbee. It was absolute chaos! The teachers were running around trying to break it up, but they were slipping and sliding on all the food on the floor. In the end, the principal had to come in and threaten to cancel prom if the students didn’t stop. But hey, if you want to join our Minecraft SMP, we promise there will be no food fights, just epic builds and hilarious shenanigans!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBlueBalls

BlockyBlueBalls, fleeting desires, fleeting fantasies, fleeting thoughts, forbidden temptations, guilty pleasures, horny, impulse decisions, impulsive actions, lustful ideas, lustful urges, momentary cravings, Post-nut clarity, regret, Regrettable choices, sexual fantasies, short-lived pleasures, short-term gratification, temporary desires, temporary satisfaction

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the ultimate post-nut clarity adventure! Ever wondered what it’s like to build a giant phallic-shaped tower, only to realize how ridiculous it looks once you’ve finished? Look no further, because on our server, you can do just that and more!

Join us for a wild ride of questionable decisions and hilarious moments as you navigate through our world filled with unexpected twists and turns. Build a rollercoaster that only goes in circles, create a house made entirely out of melons, or start a llama parade that takes over the entire server – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, once the post-nut clarity hits, you may find yourself questioning your choices and wondering why you ever thought building a giant statue of a chicken wearing sunglasses was a good idea. So come join us on our server for a dose of laughter, absurdity, and a whole lot of fun!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	102
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

KhameneiCraft: Emergency Meeting!

Conflict, crisis management., diplomatic efforts., emergency, Emergency Meeting, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel tensions, Khamenei, KhameneiCraft, leadership, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, military response, Nasrallah, Politics, regional security, security threats, strategic planning, strike, Targeting

LOL join this epic minecraft server where we have more drama than Iran’s Khamenei! Our leader is always convening emergency meetings because someone keeps targeting our beloved player Nasrallah! Will you be the hero to save the day or the villain causing chaos? Join now for a wild ride filled with twists and turns that even Khamenei himself couldn’t predict!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Stairway to Minecraft Fun

accident prevention, construction, fall prevention, Fun, handrail, home improvement, household safety, Minecraft, railing, Safety, stair construction, stair design, stair installation, stair maintenance, stair railing, stair renovation, stair repair, stair safety, stair safety tips, staircase, staircase railing, Stairs, STAIRWAY

LOL JOIN THIS SERVER IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! WE HAVE RAILINGS THAT WILL MAKE YOU QUESTION YOUR VERY EXISTENCE! ONE TIME, A PLAYER FELL OFF A RAILING AND LANDED IN A FIELD OF RAINBOW LLAMAS! TRUE STORY, BRO.

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET UNDERGROUND CAVE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS, GOLD, AND CHEESE (YEAH, CHEESE)! IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICH BEYOND YOUR WILDEST DREAMS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A GIANT CHICKEN THAT ROAMS THE LAND, LAYING GOLDEN EGGS THAT YOU CAN USE TO BUY EPIC WEAPONS AND ARMOR! WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU HAVE GOLDEN CHICKEN EGGS, RIGHT?

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY, WILD, AND TOTALLY UNPREDICTABLE SERVER! YOU’LL LAUGH, YOU’LL CRY, AND YOU’LL PROBABLY FALL OFF A RAILING AT LEAST ONCE. BUT HEY, THAT’S PART OF THE FUN, AMIRITE?

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

= HoneyCraft = l 1.20.4 Vanilla Server Minecraft server

Active, Community, Development, Enhancements, Environment, Experience, EXPERIMENTAL, Features, Friendly, functions, Gaming, Honey Craft, Minecraft, new, Players, Plugins, Server, Unique, Vanilla

We kindly invite you to Honey Craft – a new vanilla Minecraft server that will combine the classic gaming experience with sizzling plugins! We are just starting our path, and you yourself can help us formulate a unique gaming experience and contribute to the development of the server. What’s in store for you at Honey Craft? Vanilla proof with plugins – Enjoy classic Minecraft with additional features such as plugins to improve the gaming process without destroying its foundation. Unique ability to flow – We are just starting, and your thought is important! Contribute your opinions to plugins, functions and enhancements, and help create the ideal server. Friendly and active community – Join us at an early stage and become part of our friendly team as we develop and improve the server. Experimental plugins – Our plugins are constantly being updated and improved, so you can enjoy new functions and gaming features in the future. Join Honey Craft today and help us make this server unique! Your input and ideas can be a part of our success and create the best gaming environment for all players.

Updated September 28, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Mines Excavated:	2439	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	250
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!