TowMyNeighborCarLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner parking warrior! Tired of coming home from mining all day only to find someone has taken your spot in front of your virtual blocky house? Join us and show those pesky neighbors who’s boss by having their virtual cars towed!

Just like in real life, you have the option to pay for a parking spot each month in our virtual apartment complex. But beware, if someone dares to steal your spot, feel free to unleash the wrath of your pixelated tow truck and watch as chaos ensues in the neighborhood.

Don’t worry about breaking any virtual codes of conduct, because on our server, anything goes! So come join us and let the towing wars begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Zenless Zone Zero Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Do you want to embark on a wild adventure through the Tour de Inferno? Well, strap in because things are about to get lit! Literally.

Join us in the Zenless Zone Zero where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time.

Our agents Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz are ready to show you the ropes and lead you on epic quests that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our newest trailer, teaser, and character demo that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

Don’t miss out on our upcoming events for version 1.2, including the Overlord’s Feast where you can dine like royalty.

And to top it all off, redeemable codes await you in-game or online that will unlock treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness at our Minecraft server and let the fun begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Towns Built:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
New Chunks Explored:	921761	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

I Hate Dogs Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of those pesky dogs running around like they own the place? Join our Minecraft SMP where we worship cows and pigs like the royalty they are! We offer a safe haven for all who despise dogs and their destructive ways. Plus, our cows and pigs are trained in martial arts to protect our village from any canine threats. So come join us and say goodbye to those furry menaces once and for all!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CringeCraft: Lyrics Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous one out there! Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers dance the Macarena! Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! So come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the cringier the lyric, the better!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

BlueHelmetBorderPatrol

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so, like, u know that place where all the blue helmet dudes are chillin on the border with lebanon? well, the UN just straight up rejected israel’s request to get them outta there. like, can u believe it? it’s like a real life game of capture the flag, but with, like, actual soldiers and stuff.

anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.

so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Balance Blunder Data Mine

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join dis minecraft server if u wanna see wat happens when u lose ur balance in real time!! we got researchers publishin data and voice recorders to capture u fallin off cliffs and into lava pits. it’s like a wacky science experiment but with blocks and creepers. come join da fun and see if u can survive the chaos!! 🤪🔥🌋 #balancefail #minecraftmadness

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ores Mined:	5626
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Waffcarui Minecraft server

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Waffcarui is a private server, with the option of free (limited space) or paid access by subscription.

The server was opened on September 1, 2020.

The server has been tested over more than three hard years of development, rework and changes, and is installed on reliable, paid plugins. They make up its stability, reliability and comfort for end players.

Micro list of server features:

1) Change of seasons, calendar and temperature.

2) Your pets, items, talismans, etc.

3) The donation is fair and finely balanced.

4) Access to the server for beginners is paid. There is an option to switch to a free passage.

5) The server runs on paid plugins.

6) The rules are strict, but do not “strangle” the player.

7) Your own texture pack.

8) Decorative items and blocks.

We also note that the server is based on the activity of the community, and everyone can get to know us and participate in the development of the server, even if they don’t think about playing on it.

You can read more about our server in the article: https://vk.com/@futodamaserver-o-servere

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

30 and still no friends Minecraft server

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Are you tired of being a friendless loser in real life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and make tons of virtual friends who will appreciate all of your art, songs, pictures, writing, painting, and filmmaking skills.

Forget about Instagram, on our server, you’ll be the social media star you’ve always dreamed of being. No need to worry about being cringe at 30, because on our server, age is just a number and everyone is welcome with open arms (even if you have 0 followers in real life).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become the virtual influencer you were always meant to be! Who needs real-life friends when you have a whole community of Minecraft buddies to share your creativity with?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Astral Projections Made:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

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Welcome to the official pony thread Minecraft SMP! Are you tired of boring old servers where you can’t ride around on a majestic pony? Well, look no further because on our server, every player gets their very own rainbow-maned, diamond-hoofed pony to ride into battle!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground pony racing track where players can compete in epic pony races for fabulous prizes. And rumor has it that deep within the mines, there is a hidden pony treasure chest filled with rare and valuable pony-themed loot.

Join us on the official pony thread Minecraft SMP for a wild ride of pony adventures, crazy races, and treasure hunts like you’ve never seen before. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary Pegasus Pony Boss and earn the title of Pony King or Queen! So saddle up and join us today for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

UnawareRisk in Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a rollercoaster made entirely of TNT! Our server is so wild, even the chickens have a secret underground fight club. Don’t be fooled by the peaceful facade, there’s a hidden lava pit under every flower bed just waiting to swallow you whole. So if you’re looking for a server where danger lurks around every corner and chaos reigns supreme, join us now!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	43	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Creepers in My Blocks!

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Are you afraid of getting ganked by creepers while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you break out in a cold sweat at the thought of falling into a pit of lava with all your precious diamonds? Well fear no more, because on our server, the only thing you have to fear is running out of snacks while you’re busy dominating the competition!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and secret treasure hunts that will have you laughing until you cry. Our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’ve known us for years (even though we just met five minutes ago). And don’t worry about griefers ruining your day – our mods are like super-powered superheroes, swooping in to save the day faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server in the universe. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing that’s certain is that you’ll never have a dull moment.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

BlockBusterAliGone

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Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server in the universe! We got more explosions than a Hamas leader in Lebanon! Join us and witness the epicness of Sayyed Attullah Ali getting eliminated in a strike – Minecraft style!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, even Hamas is claiming it as their own! Can you believe it? Come join the fun and see what all the hype is about. Build, mine, and battle your way to the top in this wild and wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to go down in history – just like Sayyed Attullah Ali!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Car Vault – The Auto Library

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can drive cars like you’re in Fast and Furious but also study them like you’re in a fancy library! Picture this: a massive garage filled with every car ever made, all lined up like shiny little toy cars waiting for you to hop in and zoom around. It’s like the Library of Congress, but with wheels! Join our server and become the ultimate car collector and racer, all while expanding your knowledge of vehicles. Who needs books when you can have horsepower, am I right? So come on over and rev your engines with us!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Animals Bred:	44	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Dragon Eggs Found:	4033	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

”>It Ended Here Minecraft Server”

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with lame endings? Look no further! Join our server where the ending will blow your mind (literally)! Instead of defeating the Ender Dragon, you’ll have to face off against an army of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. And just when you think you’ve won, a giant chicken boss will swoop in and challenge you to a dance-off! Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your life!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mines Excavated:	4698	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Renewal Deal Minecraft SMP – AEW Cooked – Still No Months

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding llamas armed with diamond swords and flying pigs shooting fireballs from the sky.

Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started hosting their own talent show, complete with explosions and glitter cannons.

And if that wasn’t enough, rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted building giant statues of chickens wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Who needs AEW when you have us?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magic Items Found:	8845	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CraftyMILNoMoreSurprises

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Are you tired of surprise events ruining your plans? Join our Minecraft server where the only surprises you’ll encounter are hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and rare loot! No more unexpected vacations or last-minute tickets to events that don’t fit your schedule. Our server is all about fun and adventure, without the unwanted surprises from your mother-in-law. So come join us and let’s build a world where the only surprises are the ones you actually want!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	37
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.