TowMyNeighborCarLOL | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner parking warrior! Tired of coming home from mining all day only to find someone has taken your spot in front of your virtual blocky house? Join us and show those pesky neighbors who’s boss by having their virtual cars towed!

Just like in real life, you have the option to pay for a parking spot each month in our virtual apartment complex. But beware, if someone dares to steal your spot, feel free to unleash the wrath of your pixelated tow truck and watch as chaos ensues in the neighborhood.

Don’t worry about breaking any virtual codes of conduct, because on our server, anything goes! So come join us and let the towing wars begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Void Armor Forged:	26
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

BeachVsMountainsMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a server where the beach and mountains collide in a wild and wacky way. Join us and experience the thrill of surfing down a mountain on a diamond pickaxe while dodging creepers and skeletons. Choose your side – are you Team Beach, chilling with the squids and building sandcastles, or Team Mountain, scaling cliffs and battling dragons? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GumpCraft: Run, Mine, Build!

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Are you tired of running aimlessly in Minecraft like Forrest Gump? Well, join our server and learn valuable lessons like “life is like a box of blocks, you never know what you’re gonna build!” Our server is filled with surprises just like Forrest’s life – from meeting historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Steve Jobs to accidentally inventing the world’s first diamond pickaxe while trying to catch a fish. So come join us and run, Forrest, run to the best Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

DonetskCraft: Kim’s Revenge

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join dis server if u want to be as badass as these North Korean officers who got rekt near Donetsk. we got crazy battles, epic loot, and u can even ride a llama into battle like a true warrior. come join us and show everyone ur inner ninja skills. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t no joke. let’s do dis!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	5724	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Pill-Powered Energy Boost Server

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Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to get ripped without even moving a muscle? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have a special pill that makes you feel like you just did a crazy workout and fasted for days.

Imagine being able to eat all the cake and cookies you want without gaining a pound! That’s right, this pill will make you feel full and satisfied while also boosting your metabolism like never before. Say goodbye to metabolic diseases and hello to a healthier, happier you!

But wait, there’s more! This pill is so powerful, it can even help treat dementia and Parkinson’s disease. That’s right, you’ll be gaming like a pro while also improving your brain health. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server and start feeling the effects of this miracle pill today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	New Chunks Explored:	540956
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Welcome to AlysiaSMP: Where Vanilla is just a sprinkle on our modded chaos! 1.21.1 ready for your virtual adventures!

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Alysia SMP Server Overview

Server Name	Alysia SMP
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community
Focus	Player communication and player-driven experience
Mods	Proximity voice chat Farmer’s delight Small content updates QoL mods such as Jade and JEI

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

1. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server aims to be LGBTQ+ friendly.

2. Are there specific rules for the server?

Yes, the server has specific rules to maintain a positive and friendly community environment. These rules are outlined in the Discord server.

3. How can I join the server?

The server is whitelist only, so you will need to apply through the Discord server at smp.alysia.online

4. What can I expect from the community on the server?

The community is welcoming and helpful, with players willing to assist new members and collaborate on various projects.

5. How many players are usually online at a time?

Typically there are 5-10 players online from various time zones and regions.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Potions Brewed:	26	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Joe Scott’s Confused Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old science videos where they try to explain complex concepts like division? Well, come join our Minecraft server where even Joe Scott himself can’t figure out what division is! That’s right, we’ve created a world where math makes no sense and chaos reigns supreme. Join us for a wild ride filled with confusion, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of learning (but probably not). So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave Joe Scott scratching his head in disbelief!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Madoka? More like Mad-OOF-ka! Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll gain superhuman strength and the ability to fly in real life. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CraftyMineBrainz

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a total noob? Well, look no further because our server is only for the most intelligent players out there! We’ve got puzzles that will make your brain hurt so good, and if you can solve them all, you’ll be crowned the King or Queen of Smartypants Land!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of genius chickens who have developed their own language and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help decipher their clucks and squawks to uncover their diabolical plans!

So if you think you’ve got what it takes to outsmart everyone else on the server (and maybe even a few chickens), come on over and join us for a wild ride of brain-teasing fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Fungi & Bacteria Evolution Fun

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So, like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM! You’re transported to a world where scientists are like, “Yo, let’s shove bacteria inside fungi and see what happens!” And guess what? The fungi are like, “No problem, bro!” and they start producing bacteria-filled spores like it’s nobody’s business.

But wait, there’s more! This experiment isn’t just some boring science stuff. It’s actually giving us hints about how life on Earth got all complex and stuff. Like, mitochondria and chloroplasts? Yeah, they might have come from experiments like this one, like, a billion years ago or something.

So, if you wanna be part of this crazy adventure and see what other wild experiments are going down, you gotta join this Minecraft server ASAP! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a mushroom that shoots lasers or a tree that grows diamonds. The possibilities are endless, dude! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

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The owner of the “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9142
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	289

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WeCanGoCrying BoxPVP No Rules All Tools 1.20.1-1.21.1

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WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server
WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable! Features: Kits Shopkeepers Coin System PVP Leaderboards ❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗ Information: Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz Version: 1.20.1+ Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

WeCanGoMining Minecraft Server

WeCanGoMining is a new BoxPVP Minecraft server where you can experience fast-paced box PvP action, level up your gear, and grind while having endless fun! Join WeCanGoMining today and dominate other players as you level up and become unstoppable!

Features:

Kits
Shopkeepers
Coin System
PVP
Leaderboards

❗ We are a new and upcoming server looking for new players to join our community! Any feedback to the server can help us make it better as it’s not just our server, it’s also the player’s server. ❗

Information:

Server Address: wecangomining.pvpserver.xyz

Version: 1.20.1+

Discord Community: https://discord.com/invite/QjQWB3VBsq

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server? A: You can join the server by entering the server address in your Minecraft client.

Q: Are there different kits available? A: Yes, there are multiple kits that you can choose from to enhance your gameplay experience.

Q: How can I earn coins in the server? A: You can earn coins by participating in PvP battles, completing challenges, and more.

Q: Can I suggest improvements to the server? A: Yes, we welcome feedback and suggestions from our players to make the server better for everyone.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a Nether fortress. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your trusty diamond sword.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive events where you can win rare loot and show off your skills. Plus, our community is so awesome, even the villagers are jealous.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Potions Brewed:	51
Divine Spears Created:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	123
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Feet Thread Pt2 Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow all the rules and play nice with others? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest and wackiest server out there!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond banana, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

But that’s not all! We also have a special feature where if you find a rare pink sheep, you get to marry the server owner’s wife in real life! (Disclaimer: server owner’s wife may not actually exist)

So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re lucky). Let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17	Divine Spears Created:	24
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Zombie Dances:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CraftyLand

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player, and he’s been known to challenge players to a dance-off for rare loot.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing, and they’re always looking for new recruits to join their crew. Plus, our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a soft spot for players who can tell a good joke.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even discover the fabled land of Notchtopia, where every block is made of pure gold and the sun never sets. It’s a place where dreams come true and anything is possible, so don’t miss out on the fun!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

UyghurSlaveryMC Server

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join our minecraft server and escape the tyranny of the Chinese companies! we are a safe haven for all those who have been oppressed by the Uyghur slavery blacklist. build your own virtual world where you are the master of your own destiny. no more forced labor or human rights violations here, just pure unadulterated fun! come join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time. plus, we have llamas that can breakdance and pigs that can fly. what more could you ask for? come join us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69	Towns Built:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
New Chunks Explored:	979433	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.