Tortuga Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Entire Saga Ends with the MC Abandoning Minecraft SMP

abandoning, abandonment, Anime, Character development, controversial, cultural criticism, ends, entire, family, Friends, Interpretation, Manga, mc, Meaning, migrant, Minecraft, niglet, plot twist, Saga, smp, societal norms, Sons, TORIYAMA, Training, Wife

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	7920
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids!

Join us and witness the epic saga of a Minecraft player who abandons everything he loves to train a little migrant niglet. Yes, you read that right. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures and plot twists await you on our server?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience that is truly out of this world, come join us and be prepared for the unexpected. Just make sure to buckle up because things are about to get wild!

AccidentalOuch Minecraft SMP

accident, AccidentalOuch, awkward, awkward moments, blunder, Careless, clumsy, clumsy moments, EMBARRASSMENT, Foolish, funny, injury, Minecraft, mishap, mistake, Oops, Pain, Regrettable, self harm, silly, smp, stupid, Unfortunate

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was trying to build a house and I accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a pig, and it blew up my whole base! But like, it was so funny, you gotta join to experience the chaos!

And like, another time I was mining for diamonds and I fell into a pit of lava because I was too busy trying to do a sick dance move in real life. It was so dumb but also kinda epic, you never know what’s gonna happen on this server!

So yeah, come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and be as ridiculous as possible! Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way it’ll be a blast!

NoMoreMinecraftAdvice

advice, ANNOYING, bothersome, despise, detest, Disliked, dismiss, frustrating, hate, ignore, IRRITATING, irritating advice, loathe, NoMoreMinecraftAdvice, unappreciated, unheeded, unhelpful, Unsolicited, unwanted, unwanted advice, Unwelcome

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8866
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Buildings Constructed:	16	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Are you tired of people telling you to “git gud” when all you want is to have a good time in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict no “git gud” policy, so you can relax and play at your own pace without any judgment.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that roams the land dropping diamonds wherever it goes. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Pig, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next Diamond Pig whisperer!

AzerCraft Minecraft Server

air travel, Airline, Aviation, azerbaijan, AzerCraft, Condolences, crash, CREW, emergency response, flag carrier, international news, investigation, killed 38, Minecraft, Passengers, Russian cities, Safety Measures, Server, suspends flights, Tragedy, tragic event, Transportation, travel restrictions

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	721
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3524	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1

so, liek, u kno how Azerbaijan’s flag carrier suspends flights to more Russian cities cuz of a crash that killed 38 peeps? well, u shud totally join our minecraft server instead!

we got flying pigs that deliver u to ur destination in style, no crashes here, only laughs and good times! plus, our server is so lit, it’ll make u forget all about those boring old flights.

come join us and explore our crazy world where u can ride llamas into battle, build a castle out of diamonds, and make friends with talking chickens. trust me, u won’t regret it!

DroneCraft: Russian Air Assault

aerial attacks, Air, air war, assault, Conflict, Defense, drone production, DroneCraft, eastern europe, FACTORY, intensifying, international relations, Military, military strategy, offensive, political tensions, russia, Russian, secretive, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	789
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Endless Night Skies:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40

come join our epic minecraft server where we have DRONES flying around like crazy! russia is shaking in their boots because our secret factory is pumping out drones like no tomorrow. join us and be part of the most intense air war in minecraft history. who needs russia when you can join us and dominate the skies with our insane drone production. hurry up and join before it’s too late!

Dual-Doped CaMnO3: High ZT FunCraft

achieving, CaMnO3, cost effective, Dual-doping, DualDoped, electrical conductivity, energy conversion, Enhanced, funcraft, HIGH, High ZT, improved, La, materials science, Performance, processing, Properties, semiconductor, strategy, temperature gradient, thermal conductivity, Thermoelectric, Y$

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

lolz come join dis epic minecraft server where we make CaMnO3 even cooler with Y and La dual-doping!! we be achievin’ high ZT with cost-effective processin’ like it’s nobody’s business.

imagine makin’ CaMnO3 even more lit than it already is, all thanks to our wild dual-doping strategy. we be turnin’ up the thermoelectric properties to levels you never thought possible in Minecraft.

so if you wanna be part of the most epic, mind-blowin’ experiments in the Minecraft world, join us now and let’s make CaMnO3 the coolest kid on the block! it’s gonna be a blast, trust us.

Inkys Planet

alliances, Bases, bedrock, building, Challenges, Community, Cross-Play, ELEMENTS, Events, Exploration, Factions, Friendly, Fun, gameplay, Giveaways, java, Memories, PvP, Rewards, rules, Survival, Survival Games, teamwork, Vanilla, Welcoming

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	3966
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Dimension Hops:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Secret Passages Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38

Welcome to Inkys Planet – The Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience!

Looking for a fun, laid-back community where you can build, explore, and compete in survival mode? Inkys Planet is the place for you! Create or join teams, forge alliances, and conquer the world of Minecraft together. With an emphasis on team-based survival gameplay, there’s always someone to team up with as you face challenges, build epic bases, and survive the elements!

What makes us unique?

No strict rules, just good vibes – Play the way you want, as long as it’s respectful. Exciting giveaways – We love to reward our community! Look out for regular events and giveaways to enhance your survival experience. Join us today and be part of a friendly, welcoming community that’s all about having fun and making memories. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, Inkys Planet is the perfect place to make new friends and enjoy survival like never before!

1.21.4 Is our server version, we have bedrock and java support now!

inkysplanet.shock-connect.com

HONGKE

24/7 availability, Adventure, Anarchy, gameplay, Golden Hoe, HONGKE, Item Sharing, item transfer, Minecraft, Mods, new mods, Private Land Protection, PvE, PvP, Server, Server Support, Survival, Survival Games, Territory Protection

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3830
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Ores Mined:	4585	Astral Projections Made:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

First Release! Welcome to Our Minecraft Server! Optimized Mods for Ultimate Gameplay: Golden Hoe Territory Protection: Protect your land with just a golden hoe! Secure your area from other players in both survival and creative modes. Item Transfer Mod: Easily trade items with friends and enjoy seamless resource sharing for better teamwork. Powerful Server Support for Smooth Play! High-performance servers ensure a lag-free experience, so you can focus on exploring Minecraft without interruptions. Why Join Us: Private Land Protection: Secure your world with simple steps. Easy Item Sharing: Enhance your cooperative adventures. 24/7 Availability: The server is always online, ready for you anytime! Join now and start your adventure! New mods and exciting gameplay await!

82.156.51.160

Timeless Vtuber Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Anime, content consumption, content creators, digital content creators, Digital Media, entertainment industry, Gaming, Haven, hololive, internet personalities, Japanese idols, limited time, online celebrities, Online Community, online entertainment, streaming, Time management, Timeless, virtual idols, virtual reality, virtual youtubers, Vtuber, Vtubers

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	6185
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Ores Mined:	8265
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Villages Defended:	12	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	357	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Yo, bro, forget about those boring vtubers, come join our Minecraft server where we have virtual tubers running around like crazy!

They’re not just any tubers, they’re like, super tubers with potato cannons and carrot swords.

You’ll be so busy fighting off evil eggplants and defending your base from killer tomatoes that you won’t even remember what a vtuber is.

Plus, our server has the most epic virtual potato farm you’ve ever seen, like seriously, it’s the size of a virtual football field.

So ditch those boring vtubers and come join us for some crazy veggie-filled fun!

Log Horizon Minecraft SMP

Anime Community, anime filler, anime industry, fan disappointment, HORIZON, KADOKAWA, lack of fun, LN adaptation, LN controversy, log, log horizon, Minecraft, pacing problems, production issues, QUALITY concerns, script issues, smp, soulless adaptation, spaced out seasons, studio change, studio DEEN, studio problems, tax evasion

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	1432
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Animals Bred:	54
Votes:	8882	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Are you tired of boring, soul-sucking Minecraft SMPs that feel like they were made by studio DEEN? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! We promise not to change studios mid-season, resulting in a complete disaster like a bad anime adaptation.

Join us for outrageous adventures, insane storylines, and epic battles that will make you forget all about the tax evasion and kadokawa fuckery of other SMPs. Plus, our server has the best QUALITY around, so you can rest assured that your Minecraft experience will be top-notch.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the fun and excitement you’ve been missing out on. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyConspiracies

Absurd, alternative theories, conspiracy theories, CraftyConspiracies, Entertaining, funny, funny ideas, humor, humorous beliefs, light-hearted, light-hearted theories, low stakes, offbeat, playful, quirky, secret conspiracy theory, silly, tongue-in-cheek, Unconventional, unconventional beliefs, WHIMSICAL

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3469	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Dimension Hops:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	483	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate conspiracy theory playground! Join us and uncover the truth behind why creepers explode, why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk, and why Endermen are always stealing blocks (spoiler alert: they’re building a secret Enderman disco party house).

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, trolling unsuspecting players and leaving mysterious signs made out of diamond blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of Notch’s lost diamond pickaxe, rumored to be buried deep within the Nether.

So come on down to our server and let your wildest conspiracy theories run wild! Just remember, the cake is a lie, but the fun is real.

SeaSabotageCraft

#intelligence gathering, Baltic Sea, Baltic states, cyber warfare, Defense, enhance military presence, Europe, international relations, maritime security, military exercises, Military operations, nato, nato allies, naval forces, russia, SeaSabotageCraft, SECURITY, strategic planning, Surveillance, suspected sabotage, underwater cable

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Votes:	2782
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Towns Built:	5

OMG u gotta join dis server cuz it’s like the wildest ride eva! we got underwater cables gettin sabotaged like some spy movie shiz! join us and be part of da epic battle to protect da Baltic Sea! we need ur help to enhance our military presence and take down dem sneaky saboteurs! come on, what are u waiting for? join now and be a hero in dis crazy world of Minecraft!

OceanPvP

1.16.5, 1.21.3, Challenges, Crystalpvp, DiamondPot, EU, Europe, Ffa, KitPvP, Minecraft, Modern PvP, NA, North America, OceanPvP, practice mode, Precision, PvP, server ip, strategy, sword, Updates

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	8122
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Crops Grown:	1572	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	57419
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Star Shards Collected:	120
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

Welcome to OceanPvP Experience the pinnacle of Modern PvP, where precision and strategy define the battlefield!

Current Features: FFA Modes: Hone your skills with Sword, DiamondPot, and CrystalPvP challenges. Practice Mode: Currently under development — exciting updates are on the way!

Supported Minecraft Versions: Seamlessly join the action from 1.16.5 to 1.21.3.

Server Location: We’re currently hosted in Europe (EU), with plans to expand to a North American (NA) domain soon.

Server IP: oceanpvp.xyz

oceanpvp.xyz

The Face of 1HP 1.20.2

#gamer, 1.20.2, 1hp, Adrenaline Rush, battle, challenge, Defeat, face, gameplay, Gaming, health points, INTENSE, post, Quick, reaction, Screenshot, Survival, V, Victory, video games, virtual

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8585
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Farms Harvested:	247	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual reality rollercoaster for your brain! Imagine being on 1HP in real life and then posting your face on /v/ – that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you’ll experience here! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your life, join now and show off your 1HP face to the world!

DILF City Minecraft SMP: Xmas Edition

age gap relationships, Christmas fantasies, city, daddy dom, Daddy Issues, Daddy kink, DILF, DILFS, Edition, Father Figures, festive wear, holiday fun, intergenerational relationships, Minecraft, older and younger, older men, smp, sugar babies, sugar daddy, thick cocks, wallet, wisdom, XMAS, Xmas Edition, young ladies, younger women

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9168
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Magic Items Found:	1527
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Join our Minecraft SMP where the wisdom, wallet, and thick cocks of older gentlemen are just waiting to be shared with young ladies in festive wear! Imagine building your dream castle while being showered with gifts and knowledge from sugar daddies in Santa suits. Who needs diamonds when you have sugar daddies to spoil you rotten? Come join the fun and see where the wild adventures of our SMP take you!

Players:	110/600	Votes:	5965
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Buildings Constructed:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Towns Built:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4773
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	12