Deserved Ballon D’or Minecraft SMP

achievement, Analysis, athlete, award, ballon, Ballon D’or, Competition, controversy, d’or, debate, DESERVED, discussion, football, History, Impact, injured, Minecraft, opinion, Performance, smp, Soccer, sports, TEAM, winner

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	8188
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and witness epic battles between players, insane pranks that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing, and even a secret underground society of villagers plotting to take over the server!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has been blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Legend has it that the winner of our annual Ballon D’or competition will receive unlimited diamonds and the ability to fly in-game!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become part of the most chaotic and hilarious server out there!

AwkwardBonersMC

awkward arousal, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardBonersMC, embarrassing experiences, embarrassing moments, embarrassing situations., funny anecdotes, funny stories, inappropriate arousal, public arousal, public embarrassment, strange experiences, strange places, uncomfortable arousal, uncomfortable situations, unexpected arousal, weird places, weird situations

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Alien Abductions:	0	Votes:	4909
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want non-stop hilarity and chaos!

Join our server and experience the thrill of building giant phallic structures with your friends, only to have them mysteriously disappear overnight. Trust us, you’ll never look at a blocky tower the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Awkward Arousal Challenge,” where players must navigate a maze filled with sexy villagers and avoid getting a little too excited. It’s a test of skill, endurance, and sheer willpower (not to mention a great way to embarrass yourself in front of your friends).

So if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and experience Minecraft like never before, join our server today! Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only thing you can expect is the unexpected.

UkrainianCraft: Legions Unleashed

Ambassador, Armed Forces, Conflict Resolution, cooperation, cross-border, Defense, deployment, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, foreign affairs, international relations, legions, military training, military unit, Peacekeeping, Poland, SECURITY, solidarity, training program, Ukraine, Ukrainian Legion, UkrainianCraft, Unleashed

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7176
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Potions Brewed:	58	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Votes:	2977	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

LOL this server is like a wild ride through a Ukrainian Legion training camp in Poland, but in Minecraft form! Join us for the ultimate battle against creepers and zombies, just like the brave soldiers of the First Ukrainian Legion! Ambassador says it’s the most epic server ever, so you gotta join now before the enemy mobs take over and we all get sent to the End dimension! Let’s show those pixelated baddies who’s boss, comrade!

AscalonCraft

bedrock, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, java edition, Minigames, Modded, PvP, Quests, Redstone, resource pack, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelisted

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchantments Applied:	150	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	230	New Chunks Explored:	593859
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

AscalonCraft is a Minecraft server with a variety of fun features to enhance your gameplay.

Key highlights include: Jobs: Choose from professions like Miner, Builder, Fisherman, and more, each with unique tasks and rewards. Shops: Trade with other players through player-owned shops, buying and selling resources and items. Active Community: Join a friendly, welcoming community of players. Custom Features: Enjoy unique challenges, events, and mini-games Friendly Staff: A dedicated team ensures a smooth and enjoyable experience for everyone.

AscalonCraft combines adventure, economy, and community in one exciting Minecraft world!

ascaloncraft.mclogin.nl

Racoon Hideout

#exciting, Accepted, Active, BUILD, Builds, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Featured, Friendly, Fun, Hosting, Join, Minecraft, new, non toxic, Server, Suggestions, Survival, Tight nit, Tournaments

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2935
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	24
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Astral Projections Made:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to our new Minecraft server! We’re building a fun, friendly, and active community. Join us and be part of something exciting! We want to make a non toxic, tight nit community where everyone is accepted. Builds will be featured and we will be hosting tournaments too. Suggestions are always open for anything about us or the server. Remember we are new so there will still be some things to work out, but we hope you can join and make something great.

play.racoonhideout.co.uk

Cactus Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, Cactus, gets cactus’d cactus meme funny prank humor internet culture viral social media trending comedy joke plant spiky succulent thorns prickly unexpected surprise internet humor, Oasis

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6466
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Buildings Constructed:	23
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they have the sickest cactus traps that will have you screaming “ouch” in real life!

And get this, they have a whole underground world filled with lava and diamonds just waiting for you to explore. It’s like a real-life Indiana Jones adventure, but with creepers instead of Nazis.

Oh, and did I mention the secret roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether? Yeah, it’s like Space Mountain, but with more fire and brimstone.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, if you’re not careful around those TNT traps).

Don’t call them Boomers! Call them “people in their Minecraft SMP prime”

Arrogant, Boomers, Call, DISRESPECTFUL, dont, ENEMY, entitled, intolerant, Minecraft, Narcissistic, older generation, out of touch, people, people in their 70s, Prime, self-absorbed, self-centered, selfish, smp, unforgivable, ungrateful, unkind, zero respect

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Void Armor Forged:	26
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t call them Boomers, we call them “people in their 70s” because let’s be real, they’re ancient! These wrinkly old players think they rule the server, but we’re here to show them who’s boss.

Join us if you’re ready to take down these geriatric gamers and show them that their time is up. They wanted the world to revolve around them, but we’re here to shake things up and give them a taste of their own medicine.

Don’t show them a moment of kindness, they are the true enemies of all nations in our Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to join the fight against the ultimate bosses of the server – the “people in their 70s”. Let’s show them that age is just a number, but in this case, it’s a number that’s about to get wrecked.

ZapCraft Minecraft Server

armed conflict, Eastern Europe conflict, geopolitical tensions, international relations, International tensions, military attack, military casualties, military confrontation, military operation, Minecraft, missile strike, russian military, Russian officers killed, security threats, Senior Russian officers, Server, ukraine conflict, Ukraine crisis, Ukrainian forces, Ukrainian HIMARS strike, war casualties, ZapCraft, Zaporizhzhia Region

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	5089
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4357
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Mines Excavated:	3954	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

LOL U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE EXPLOSIONS DEN A UKRAINIAN HIMARS STRIKE, THREE SENIOR RUSSIAN OFFICERS GOT REKT IN OUR ZAPORIZHZHIA REGION! COME JOIN DA CHAOS AND SEE IF U CAN SURVIVE DA MADNESS! BUILD UR BASE, RAID UR ENEMIES, AND WATCH OUT FOR FLYING CREEPERS! JOIN NOW IF U DARE, BUT BE WARNED, U MIGHT LOSE UR MIND IN DA PROCESS! #BOOM #MINECRAFTMADNESS #CREEPERSCANTFLY #LOLZ

NukeCraftUSA

arms race, cold war, Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, Nuclear deterrence, nuclear disarmament, nuclear proliferation, nuclear testing, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftUSA, russia, SECURITY, Tensions, trump, united states, Warning, world leaders

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	1709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Divine Spears Created:	29
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Enchantments Applied:	195	Dimension Hops:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	144

OMG u guyz gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, Russia is warning the US about nuclear stuff and Trump is like “no way bro” and then they start a war but then they’re like “wait let’s settle this on this epic minecraft server instead” and now we gotta build nukes and stuff to see who wins! Join now for the ultimate showdown and maybe even start World War 3 in minecraft lolz!

EmotionCraft – Emoji Masters

Behavior, Communication, digital communication, emoji, EMOJIS, emotional intelligence, emotionally intelligent, EmotionCraft, Expression, Friends, gender differences, Language, Masters, Men, nonverbal cues, Psychology, relationships, romantic partners, Social Interaction, social media, Technology, Texting, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2143
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Chimeras Created:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the emojis flow like a river of tears from emotionally intelligent women and men with high emotional intelligence! 🌈💖🤣

imagine a world where every block is made of emojis and every mob speaks in emoticons! 🤯🤪

our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping heart emojis instead of exploding! 💣❤️

join us now and experience the most emotionally intelligent minecraft server in the universe! 🚀🌌

who needs diamonds when you can mine for emojis and build a castle out of heart emojis? 💎❤️🏰

don’t be a square, join our server and let your emotions run wild in the world of minecraft! 😜🎮💥

Surviville SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6865
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

Come immerse yourself in Minecraft’s newest SMP server. With an enhanced focus on quests, community, and a survival experience you will love! Anti-grief enabled. Support the server by purchasing ranks, keys, and more. Can’t support? No problem! Everything purchasable from shop can be claimed just by grinding the game giving everyone the same opportunities.

play.surviville.org:63019

Sakura.network

Adventure, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Economy, Events, EXCITEMENT, Fun, Gaming, japanese, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Sakura Network, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	7700
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Meteorites Collected:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to Sakura.Network! A Japanese-themed server full of fun and excitement!

88.209.197.230:41537

Whiteil Minecraft server

Communication, Friends, Fun, Minecraft, No Donations, Relaxation, Server, TEAM, Vanilla, Whiteil

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Demon Skulls Collected:	49	Star Shards Collected:	216
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Divine Spears Created:	16

On our server you can find a lot of communication, friends and team, relaxation and just have fun in the atmosphere of a vanilla game..

There are no donations, have a good time

185.9.145.205:25766

Sweet pea

Adventure, Community, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, Friendly, Griefing, hard mode, Minigames, Pea, Plugins, PvP, resource pack, Roleplay, Server, Skyblock, smp, Survival, SWEET, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	4659
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Villages Defended:	16	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17

Sweetpea Minecraft Server Overview

Description	Features
Sweetpea is a fun Minecraft server full of little mods to help you play.	/shop for buying and selling items, multiple towns to join, annual reset in June.

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the IP address for Sweetpea server?	The IP address is Sweetpeamc.com
What features does the server offer?	The server offers a /shop for buying and selling items, multiple towns to join, and an annual reset in June.
Who is the creator of the server?	Thegaffer19 is the creator of the Sweetpea Minecraft server.
How often does the server reset?	The server resets annually in June.

Frosty Peaks 1.20.3

1.20.3, best fallout, christmas, controversial, debate, deserving, fallout 3, family, Festive, frosty, funny, Gaming, holiday, humor, mom, naughty list, opinion, Peaks, plowed by Santa, santa, Santa Claus, video games, Winter

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2955
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	63	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Bro, forget about Santa plowing your mom, join this Minecraft server instead!

We got creepers that explode like fireworks on New Year’s Eve!

Our diamonds are so shiny, they blind you like looking directly at the sun!

Build a house so epic, even Herobrine would be jealous!

Join us and never worry about getting lost in the Nether, because we have signs pointing you to the nearest bacon dispenser!

Don’t be a noob, join our server and become a Minecraft legend!

Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Emeralds Found:	109
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

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