Tortuga Pirate Network | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChimneySurpriseMC SMP

chimney, ChimneySurpriseMC, christmas, COOKIES, December 25th, Festive, gift giving, HO HO HO, holiday, jolly, Magic, milk, naughty or nice, Presents, reindeer, santa, Sleigh, smp, St. Nick, stockings, Surprises, tradition

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	36
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna see Santa get stuck in your chimney and have to mine his way out with a diamond pickaxe. It’s like a Christmas miracle meets a mining adventure, bro! Plus, there’s a secret underground base where the elves are actually aliens in disguise plotting to take over the world with their redstone contraptions. And don’t even get me started on the reindeer races we have every Saturday, it’s like Mario Kart but with flying deer, bro. So come join us and experience the craziest Christmas chaos you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

Santa’s Sleepytime Server

bedtime, Central Time Zone, christmas, christmas eve, Eastern Time Zone, Festive, holiday, holiday spirit, insomnia, late night, night owls, Relaxation, REST, Santa Claus, Santa needs sleep, Santa’s helpers, Santas, Server, Sleep, Sleepytime, staying up, time zones, tired

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7206
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Hey you night owls in the Eastern and Central Time Zones, why waste your time sleeping when you could be joining our epic Minecraft server?! Santa Claus himself is counting on you to stay up and help him build the most magical Christmas village ever! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll get special powers to fly around on Rudolph’s sleigh and deliver presents to all the good little creepers. So put on your pajamas, grab some hot cocoa, and join us for a night of festive fun on our server – Santa’s Workshop awaits!

CraftyCargoSink

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7337
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Towns Built:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

lol, forget about that boring news, come join our epic minecraft server instead! why? well, because our server is so lit that even russian cargo ships are sinking in the mediterranean out of pure jealousy! true story, bro.

we got diamond armor for days, creepers that drop cookies instead of gunpowder, and a secret underground base where herobrine himself hangs out and plays pranks on unsuspecting players.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? the russian cargo ships are already lining up to join us!

MNS Minecraft Network

Adventures, Bedwars, Challenges, Community, Creative, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, LifeSteal, minecraft network, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Void Armor Forged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

MNS Minecraft Network: A fun, friendly server offering Survival, Skywars, Skyblock, and Lifesteal game modes. Join us for endless adventures and unique challenges!

mc.mnsnetwork.xyz

Mystic Mahjong Village 1.20.3

1.20.3, ASP, Bubbles, christmas, Chuubas, doko, doragon, femanon, fig, fortune, Haitei raoyue, Jong, kaavi, Khubie, mahjong, Mayo, MJG, mystic, News, PCG, sources, STREAMS, Threads, Under The Sea, Village, Vtuber, yaku

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5438
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Yo, have you heard about this Christmas edition Minecraft server? It’s like, totally lit, bro. We got all the jong sources you could ever dream of, like, repo.riichi.moe and recent jong streams that will blow your mind. Plus, we have some jong chuubas that are a work in progress, but trust me, they’re gonna be epic.

And get this, there’s some crazy jong news going on – Anon is actually gonna make a new reentry, like, what even is reality anymore? Oh, and Khubie almost discarded something, but then Femanon smelled nice. Like, what? And don’t even get me started on Doragon’s latest video, it’s a must-watch.

But wait, there’s more! Kaavi’s fortune-telling is on point today, with Haitei raoyue being the lucky yaku. Under the sea, under the sea, nobody beat us, fry us, and eat us. Life is bubbles, bro.

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as the jong world, then hop on board. We got threads for days, like /vt/pcg/, /vt/fig/, /vt/asp/, /vt/mayo/, /vm/doko, and /vg/mjg. It’s a whole new reality, man. Don’t miss out, join us now!

Gas Station Minecraft SMP Owner

business for seniors, business opportunities, business ownership, business ownership for beginners, Entrepreneurship, financial independence, Financial Security, gas, gas station ownership, investment opportunities, long-term investment., low maintenance business, low skill business, Minecraft, OWNER, passive income, profitable business, retirement income, retirement planning, retirement savings, small business investment, small business ownership, small business success, smp, Station

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	37

Are you tired of your boring old life? Looking for a new adventure that doesn’t require any skills? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

Join us and become the proud owner of a virtual gas station! That’s right, forget about real-life responsibilities and dive headfirst into the world of blocky fuel pumps and pixelated customers.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dungeon beneath the gas station filled with treasure and rare items. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Leave your real-world problems behind and join our wacky Minecraft SMP today!

Gifts2Blocks Minecraft Server

books, child, christmas gifts, consideration, distant relative, donation, Excessive, Generosity, Gifts2Blocks, Grateful, low-income, Minecraft, overwhelmed, re-donating, RELATIVES, Rude, Server, thoughtful, toy drive, Toys, ungrateful, upper middle-class

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as generous as that distant “relative” who showers kids with toys from a toy drive? Look no further! Join our server and receive an overwhelming amount of gifts and surprises that will leave you questioning if you really deserve them.

We don’t just stop at one or two gifts – oh no! We believe in excess and abundance, just like that “relative” who took 40 toys from a toy drive and distributed them like Santa on steroids. Who needs moderation when you can have it all, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like finding out that those gifts were actually meant for kids in need. You never know what kind of crazy surprises await you around every pixelated corner.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the joy of receiving way more than you ever expected. Just make sure to pass on the love and share the wealth with others – we don’t want any ungrateful players hoarding all the virtual goodies!

CraftmasFamBam

christmas, Communication Issues, CraftmasFamBam, family celebration, family dynamics, first responder, guilt trip, holiday plans, holiday traditions, husband’s family, long drive, not going, passive aggressive, rotating shift, Schedule, social battery, spending time, stressful job, weather concerns, WIBTAH

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6223
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Zombie Dances:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4

Are you tired of dealing with family drama during the holidays? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own family of blocky characters who will never guilt trip you for working on Christmas!

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of saving lives as a first responder. No more passive aggressive texts or guilt trips here – just pure, unadulterated fun in a virtual world.

Plus, on our server, you can build a virtual replica of your husband’s family’s house and drive there in a fraction of the time it would take in real life. Who needs a 90-minute drive when you can teleport instantly?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave all your holiday stress behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, avoid awkward family gatherings with the click of a mouse. You won’t regret it!

BoomerMinerCraft

10. Life experiences, 11. Work perceptions, 12. Occupational shifts, 13. Industry changes, 14. Career disillusionment, 15. Personal growth, 16. Work life balance, 17. Job fulfillment, 18. Career choices, 19. Professional development, 2. Changing perspectives, 20. Job prestige., 3. Career evolution, 4. Impressionable professions, 5. Job disillusionment, 6. Growing older, 7. Professional expectations, 8. Career reflections, 9. Job satisfaction, Aging perceptions, BoomerMinerCraft

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dimension Hops:	14	Void Armor Forged:	30
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Mythical Quests Completed:	49

Are you tired of your boring day job that has become less impressive as you’ve gotten older? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can leave behind your mundane profession and become a professional block builder! No more sitting in boring meetings or dealing with annoying coworkers, just you and your trusty pickaxe creating epic structures in a virtual world.

Join our server and become the envy of all your friends as you build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or a castle made entirely of diamond blocks. Who needs a boring old office job when you can spend your days creating masterpieces in Minecraft?

So come on, leave behind the real world and join us on our server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you have in your inventory). Trust us, once you start building, you’ll never look back at your old profession again!

Peeing Champ Server

bathroom breaks, bathroom records, bathroom world record, bathroom world record holder, bathroom world records, bladder control, Champ, lifetime world record, nobody will ever know, pee breaks, Peeing, restroom visits, Server, urinary frequency, urinary habits, urinary health, urinary records, urinary system, urinary world record, urinary world record holder, world record holder

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

join our epic minecraft server and be part of the quest to uncover the mystery of the legendary peepee champion! rumour has it that this elusive player has peed over 9000 times in-game, leaving a trail of golden puddles wherever they go. will you be the one to dethrone them and claim the title of peepee king? or will you join forces with the peepee champion and create a pee empire that will go down in minecraft history? the choice is yours, but one thing is for sure: on this server, anything is possible, even becoming a pee legend. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your minecraft life!

TheAbyss

Adventure, command blocks, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Redstone, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Divine Spears Created:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to TheAbyss. This is a one of a kind Factions server based off olg gen spigot servers. Please have a good time and respect all staff members. If youd like to apply for staff please contact one of the following owners. OfficialScheck Experience

Play.TheAbyss.pro

MineSy Network

Adventure, building, Challenges, collaboration, Community, dedsafio, floating island, innovation, Minecraft, MineSy Network, OneBlock, Parkour, parkour courses, Precision, Private Experience, private servers, Resources, skill, Skyblock, strategy, Survival, Territory

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9631
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

MineSy Network is a Minecraft server designed to offer a unique and exciting experience for players of all levels. With a wide variety of its own modalities, MineSy Network stands out for its innovation and its commitment to community fun. Among the available modalities, you will find: Survival: Live a classic survival experience with a unique twist. Explore a vibrant world full of challenges, build your home and forge your adventure alongside other players. Parkour: Test your skill and precision with parkour courses specially designed to keep you on the edge. From simple challenges to extreme obstacles, prove you’re the best! Dedsafio: An exclusive MineSy Network modality where ingenuity, strategy and collaboration are key. Get ready to face unique tests that will keep you hooked. Skyblock: Start on a small floating island and build your empire in the sky. Collect resources, expand your territory and master this popular mod with the creative twists of MineSy Network. Private Servers: Are you looking to play with your friends in a personalized environment? MineSy Network offers private servers so you can create your own unique experience and play your way.

With an active community and a team dedicated to constant content development, MineSy Network is the ideal place to enjoy everything Minecraft has to offer, and much more!

play.minesy.net

Oh Yeah Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, Events, Experience, flashback, History, Incident, Land, looking back, Memories, memory lane, Nostalgia, occurrence, oh yeah, past events, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscing, Story, Tale, that happened, Throwback, yeah, yesteryears

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9345
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Hey, do you like Minecraft? Do you like weird and wacky adventures? Well, boy do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring crazy biomes and battling mythical creatures. Plus, you might just stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and diamonds! Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against a giant zombie chicken. It’s a wild ride that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life!

Face App Minecraft SMP

aging app, app, Artificial Intelligence, beauty enhancement, digital makeover, face, face transformation, faceapp, facial recognition, FILTERS, image editing software, Minecraft, online editing tool, photo editing, photo editing app, photo effects, photo manipulation, photo retouching, selfie, smartphone app, smp, social media, viral app.

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6975
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310	Divine Spears Created:	25
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, FaceApp, we have a special plugin that allows you to customize your character’s face with hilarious filters! Want to give your character a mustache or make them look like a baby? We’ve got you covered!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so large that they have taken over an entire village! Join us on FaceApp and help either overthrow the Chicken King or join forces with them to rule over all of Minecraft!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win prizes! So what are you waiting for? Join FaceApp today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there!

NoFunCraft Minecraft Server

arizona, brother, Commitment, Communication, complaining, Conversation, demoralizing, downhill walking, Fun, gravity, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Minecraft, nature hikes, NoFunCraft, opinion, passenger princess, satisfaction, Server, uphill walking, vacation, walking uphill

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	6907
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Falling into the Void:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	487
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where honesty is the best policy! If you’re tired of pretending to have fun on other servers, then this is the place for you. Just like the time I was on a nature hike with my brother in Arizona, I didn’t sugarcoat my feelings about walking uphill. And just like how I told my brother I wasn’t having fun, I’ll tell you straight up if I’m not enjoying myself here.

But don’t worry, there’s plenty of fun to be had on our server! We have epic builds, crazy minigames, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So come join us and experience the most honest and hilarious Minecraft server around. Who needs fake fun when you can have real laughs?

Players:	106/400	Votes:	3602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	123	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Villages Defended:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6