Are you tired of dentists being such money-hungry kikes? Well, come join our Minecraft server where dental work is free and painless! That’s right, no more expensive fillings or root canals that cost an arm and a leg. Our virtual dentists will take care of all your dental needs for no charge at all. Plus, our insurance policy covers everything from creeper explosions to falling off a cliff. So come join us and say goodbye to expensive dental bills forever!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
Secret Libraries Discovered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

    TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

    2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

    3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

    4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 254
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Potions Brewed: 25
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6
    Void Armor Forged: 23 New Chunks Explored: 895196

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

    Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun
    Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

    Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

    Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 22 Buildings Constructed: 37
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

    Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

    Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

    So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 24 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 77 Chaos Gates Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

    Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 7
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 29
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 14
    Herobrine Sightings: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 22
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

    Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

    So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

    JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

    Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

    Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

    And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 17 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Glorious Feasts Held: 16
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Isle of Man LOLz 2024

    Isle of Man LOLz 2024
    Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 149 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 172 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!

    MineBaelz – Where Rats Rule and Baelz Rules!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with dreams and catchers in glorious 3D! But wait, there’s more!

    Imagine a world where you can explore colourful MVs and listen to mind craft holo en music that will blow your mind! Dive into the Zodiac and experience Pandæmonium like never before!

    But that’s not all, we also have originals and covers that will make your ears dance with joy! And don’t forget about our podcasts that will have you laughing till you cry!

    Join us for our next stream, where we’ll be playing Lies of P #11 and engaging in some free chat shenanigans! And hey, don’t miss out on our limited edition PC Case and other merch that will make you the envy of all your friends!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of hakos baelz and let the fun begin! Join now for a Minecraft experience like no other!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 36 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crab Rave Craft

    Crab Rave Craft
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can battle the legendary CRAB BOSS! This massive crustacean will challenge you to an intense fight for the ages. But that’s not all – if you defeat the CRAB BOSS, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond-encrusted crab shell helmet that gives you the power to summon a crab army to do your bidding!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden UNDERWATER CITY filled with treasure and mysterious sea creatures. Explore the depths and uncover the secrets of this ancient civilization.

    Join now for the chance to become the ultimate CRAB KING and rule over all the land and sea! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience the thrill of battling a giant crab and ruling over a hidden underwater kingdom.

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 130
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 94 Eternal Flames Captured: 8
    Horror Stories Survived: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Ray Sizzum’s Block Party: Where Creepers are the Life of the Party!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Introducing the one and only Ray Sizzum server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and black people committing crimes – all thanks to our mysterious founder, Ray Sizzum. Rumor has it that he’s a mastermind who controls the chaos in the server, making sure there’s never a dull moment.

    So why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a place where black people committing crimes is not only allowed, but encouraged? Plus, you never know what kind of shenanigans Ray Sizzum will come up with next!

    Come join us and see for yourself why the Ray Sizzum server is the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there. Who knows, you might even become a part of the legend of Ray Sizzum himself!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 10 Gods Slained: 1
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 70 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Rune Stones Activated: 9

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!

    CraftyVillagers – Noobs Welcome, Pro Players Beware!
    Welcome to the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Japanese visual novel enthusiasts who are ready to take your gaming experience to the next level!

    Join us for epic discussions about English-translated Japanese visual novels and leave all your e-celeb shitposting at the door. We don’t mess around when it comes to our love for VNs!

    But wait, there’s more! If you’re having trouble with your VN, don’t worry, we’ve got you covered. Just follow these simple steps: 1. Be in Japanese locale (duh) 2. Read the Readme (seriously, it’s there for a reason) 3. Check out our handy dandy VN help guide 4. Use DeepL to translate those pesky error messages 5. When all else fails, just Google it!

    And if you’re looking for recommendations or need a novel with a specific element, we’ve got links for that too! Our server is a treasure trove of VN goodness just waiting for you to explore.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Japanese visual novels like never before on our Minecraft server! Previous players can attest to the insanity that awaits you, so join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 36 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 3413
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Meteorite Armor Created: 30
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style

    KraftyKangz: Rule da blockz with style
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we wuz kangz n shit. Join us for a wild ride through the land of blocky adventures and craziness!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of EPIC gamers stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a world where they were crowned as the rulers of the land. They rode on diamond-encrusted pigs, battled dragons with nothing but a wooden sword, and built castles taller than the sky itself. It was a sight to behold!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most elusive creature in all of Minecraft – the legendary dabbing creeper. Yes, you heard that right. These creepers don’t explode, they just dab on you and disappear into thin air. It’s a sight to see, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most EPIC Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even become the next king of the land!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 9 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Blocky Banter

    Blocky Banter

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience a world like no other, where chaos reigns supreme and laughter is guaranteed.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats appears and starts dancing the Macarena. And just when you think things can’t get any crazier, a giant chicken riding a pig comes flying out of nowhere, shooting fireworks from its beak. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Sheep, a majestic creature rumored to grant wishes to those who can find it. Some say it can even teach you how to speak llama fluently.

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 9 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Dark Rituals Completed: 4
    Villages Defended: 13 Mines Excavated: 3413
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • BlockyBooty

    BlockyBooty
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where things get wild and crazy! Join us for a chance to witness some insane shenanigans and hilarious moments.

    Our server is like no other, with mind-blowing builds and ridiculous mini-games that will keep you entertained for hours on end. But that’s not all – we also have a unique feature where if the last 2 digits of your comment fall within 50-60, our admin will ejaculate in it and post a gif as proof! Talk about a one-of-a-kind experience!

    So come on down and join us, because let’s face it – who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where horny admins are just waiting to spice things up? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated September 28, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 33
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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