Are you tired of your toys disrespecting you like Tony’s do? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your toys will finally show you the respect you deserve! Our server is filled with mischievous mobs who will never dare to mock you like Tony’s toys do. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground toy rebellion led by a giant teddy bear who is tired of being treated like a plaything. Join now and show those toys who’s boss!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3
Battle Standards Raised: 6 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Haunted Mines Explored: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Bizarre Adventures

    Blocky Bizarre Adventures
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can create stands based on songs! One of our most popular stands is Rasputin. Imagine having a stand that allows you to go out of altercations with your lover’s husbands unharmed. Who wouldn’t want that kind of protection?

    But wait, there’s more! With the passive ability “Love machine”, the user emits a mystic aura called “big dick energy” that makes them very attractive to women. It’s like having a love potion in Minecraft!

    The main ability of Rasputin, “A certain man”, allows the user to survive any damage as long as it’s dealt to them and not their stand when it’s active. Talk about being invincible in the game!

    And don’t forget about the auxiliary ability “Prince”, which can heal any condition as long as it’s not of a violent nature. Who needs a health potion when you have this stand?

    With stats like Speed: B, Strength: B, Range: C, Durability: E, Growth Potential: D, and Precision: C, Rasputin is a force to be reckoned with in the Minecraft world.

    And when Rasputin cries out “Ra Ra Ra Ra Rasputin!”, you know you’re in for a wild ride on our server. Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 33

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Blocky Banquet

    Blocky Banquet
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the adventures never end! Join us and embark on a journey filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and zombie disco parties.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden diamond mine guarded by a friendly dragon. They mined diamonds for days and became the richest player in all of Minecraft land.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary enchanted taco stand where you can trade your diamonds for delicious tacos that give you special powers. Want to fly like a bird or breathe underwater? Just eat a taco and watch the magic happen!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most awesome Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Crops Grown: 7685
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Curse of Binding Applied: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels

    Daily Jerkcraft: Where IRLs Become Pixels
    Welcome to our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is populated by unicorns who shoot rainbows out of their butts and give you unlimited diamonds just for saying “hello.” – You can ride on the back of a flying pig while battling evil zombies with your trusty diamond sword. – Our server has a secret underground club where you can party with creepers who know how to drop sick beats. – Every time you mine a block, a celebrity appears and gives you a high five. – The ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood hipster who will let you ride on its back if you compliment its vintage sunglasses.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our IRLs you jerk to daily cont’d Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures of your life!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Game Over, Steve!

    Game Over, Steve!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we apologize to Italy in the most hilarious way possible! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of Italian grandmas who will bake you virtual pizzas while you mine for diamonds. Mama mia!

    2. We have a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Climb to the top and jump off for a thrilling experience!

    3. Our PvP arena is shaped like a giant spaghetti bowl, where you can battle it out with other players using meatball cannons and marinara swords.

    4. The creepers on our server wear tiny gondolier hats and sing opera as they explode. It’s both terrifying and hilarious!

    So come join us on this wacky adventure and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Sorry Italy, but we’re having too much fun to stop now!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 20 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 27
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!

    BridgeCraft: Where Creepers and Endermen Go to Party!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the LOLZY MADNESS never ends!

    Join us if you want to uncover the TOP SECRET hidden lore that connects MGS2 and MGS4 in a way that will blow your mind! Our server was actually supposed to be the missing link between these two games, but the developers got distracted by a herd of ROAMING LLAMAS and abandoned that direction.

    But fear not, because now you can be part of the EPIC QUEST to rediscover the true purpose of our server! Dive into our INSANE STORIES and embark on a journey that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft and Metal Gear Solid.

    So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the LEGENDARY MEME that is our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment

    Blocky Banter: Minecraft’s Fine Line Between Flirting and Harassment
    Welcome to our unforgettable Minecraft server where you can build, explore, and avoid getting Metoo’d all at the same time!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and hilarious antics. Our server is so safe, you won’t have to worry about any misunderstandings when it comes to flirting or sexual harassment.

    We have a zero-tolerance policy for any inappropriate behavior, so you can focus on crafting your dream world without any distractions. So come on in and let’s build some memories together!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Bois Club

    Blocky Bois Club
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the big 3 influence reigns supreme! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Legend has it that on this server, the big 3 influence is so strong that even the creepers are afraid to explode. Players who join our server have reported finding diamonds in every block they mine, and every tree they chop down drops golden apples instead of boring old wood.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground base where Herobrine himself hangs out, throwing parties for all the players who manage to find him. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of Notch and Steve duking it out in a epic battle for control of the server.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server and experience the big 3 influence for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures and treasures await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 43

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!

    CraftyFagz Server: Where Creepers are the Least of Your Worries!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that make you want to rage quit? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, ridiculous mini-games, and epic adventures that will make you question reality itself.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a giant chicken wearing a top hat appears out of nowhere and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The chicken can bust some serious moves!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t truly lived until you’ve seen a sheep breakdancing to dubstep.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life? Don’t be a fag, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Backwards Speech Heard: 5 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server

    Blocky McBlockface: The Minecraft Class Clown Server
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have UNICORNS roaming around and DIAMONDS falling from the sky!

    Join us and become part of the most exclusive class in the Minecraft world – the Diamond Class. We don’t care about your real-life class, here everyone is equal as long as you can build the most epic structures and defeat the most ferocious CREEPERS.

    But beware, there is a secret society on our server known as the Emerald Elites. They control the fate of all players and only the bravest and most skilled can join their ranks. Will you be able to rise to the challenge and become one of them?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest adventures, the most intense battles, and the most outrageous stories you’ll ever encounter in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 476204 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 247
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos

    YeetCraft – Where Ethyria Meets Chaos
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where you can join forces with Enna, Millie, Nina (before she graduated, RIP), and Reimu to conquer the pixelated world!

    Enna will guide you through the treacherous caves with her expert YouTube tutorials, while Millie will keep you entertained with her hilarious Twitter updates. And don’t even get us started on Nina’s epic Twitch streams – she’s a Minecraft legend!

    But wait, there’s more! Reimu will lead you into battle against creepers and zombies, all while dropping some sick beats on her YouTube channel.

    And if you’re looking for some essential tips and tricks, check out Ethyria’s guide – it’s like having a Minecraft cheat code IRL!

    So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in no time! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 18
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!

    ObsidianCraft: Better Than Bethesd-ACK!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe that Obsidian is better than Bethesd-ACK! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – We have a secret underground city made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by a magical Ender Dragon. – Our PvP arena is so intense that even the creepers are scared to enter. Only the bravest warriors dare to challenge each other in epic battles. – Our staff members are actually trained ninjas who can ban griefers with just a flick of their wrist. Don’t mess with them, or you might find yourself in a world of hurt. – We have a custom plugin that turns all the pigs into flying unicorns. Ride them into battle and strike fear into your enemies’ hearts. – Our community is so friendly and welcoming that even the Endermen have started hosting tea parties. Join us and make friends with all the mobs in Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Mines Excavated: 1977
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 6 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Granny’s Creeper Paradise

    Granny’s Creeper Paradise
    Looking for a wild time this Saturday? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We throw the craziest parties in the virtual world, with dancing creepers, disco sheep, and endermen DJs spinning the hottest tracks. You’ll never want to leave once you see our firework displays and giant cake towers. Trust us, you won’t find a better party anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Star Shards Collected: 176
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server

    Crafty Colonists Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun or face the wrath of the Kid Warden! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons!

    Imagine a world where you can pirate DLCs before deciding if they’re worth it! Who does that? We do! And the best part is, the Book is a must-read for all gamers and game devs. Trust us, it’s a life-changing experience.

    Now, if you’re a fan of Dwarf Fortress, sorry, you’re not welcome here. But fear not, we have mods like Performance Fish and Rocketman that will blow your mind! Cube them and never look back, my friend.

    Looking for some helpful links? We got you covered! From where to buy Tynan’s book to the latest Rimworld patch notes, we have it all. And if you’re new and wondering which mods to get, check out our handy pastebin guide.

    But wait, there’s more! Use Rimpy for managing your mods and follow our guide to minimize problems with your mod load orders. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience a world like no other. Just remember, the Kid Warden is watching!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 28 Meteorite Armor Created: 22
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

    HyundaiCraft: Where Cars and Blocks Collide!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more Hyundai cars than you can shake a pickaxe at! Forget about building houses and farms, on our server you can drive around in style in your very own Hyundai Veloster with diamond rims!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Hyundai Santa Fe, rumored to have magical powers that can help you defeat the Ender Dragon with just a flick of the turn signal!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride around in a Hyundai Elantra that shoots fireworks out of its exhaust pipe every time you hit a speed boost pad? Only on our server, of course!

    Come join us and experience the thrill of driving a Hyundai in Minecraft like never before. Who needs horses when you have a fleet of Hyundai cars at your disposal?

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 8 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 12 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Villages Defended: 5 Shadow Figures Spotted: 8

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Crafty JJKs – Channel 257

    Crafty JJKs – Channel 257
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your inner sorcerer and become the King of Curses! Join now to experience epic battles against the most skilled sorcerers of all time, and maybe even face off against some brats who can hit you with black flashes like it’s nobody’s business.

    Imagine facing off against a brat who can hit you with not one, not two, but SEVEN black flashes in a row! And that’s not all – there’s a dude in a mask summoning dragons, just to add to the chaos. But fear not, because on this server, you can defend yourself with slashes, dismantles, and point blank cleaves – even if they seem to do absolutely nothing against these black flash wielding maniacs.

    So if you’re ready for a challenge like no other, join our server and show off your sorcery skills. Who knows, you might even become the next King of Curses! Just watch out for those sneaky black flashes – they’ll get you when you least expect it. Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 2, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Towns Built: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Farms Harvested: 943
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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