Are you tired of your toys disrespecting you like Tony’s do? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your toys will finally show you the respect you deserve! Our server is filled with mischievous mobs who will never dare to mock you like Tony’s toys do. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground toy rebellion led by a giant teddy bear who is tired of being treated like a plaything. Join now and show those toys who’s boss!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 15
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 22
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!

    LOLcraft: Tide Goes In, Tide Goes Out, You Can’t Explain That!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the tide goes in and out just like in real life, but with a twist – you can’t explain it! 🌊🤯

    Join us for a wild ride of building and exploring in a world where the laws of nature don’t apply. Want to see pigs flying or cows doing the moonwalk? You’ll find it all here!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground dance party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon. Rumor has it, Steve himself was spotted busting a move with a Creeper last week.

    So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, when the tide goes in, the tide goes out – and you can’t explain that! 🤪🌟

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 17 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 71
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Magical Frogs Kissed: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Crafty Hypocrites

    Crafty Hypocrites
    Welcome to our InsanityCraft server, where the craziness never stops! Are you tired of boring old servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further because we have Euros on the internet criticizing America, cars everywhere, and highways galore!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is full of identical homes, right-wing fundamentalists, and rampant consumerism. Who needs to care about the planet when you can join us and live in a world where everyone is fat, lazy, and unhealthy? Plus, you’ll have to pay for healthcare just like in real life!

    When you join our server, you’ll feel like you’ve booked a holiday to Italy. Cars everywhere, the smell of burning fuel in the air, and the sound of highways in the distance. It’s like a dream come true! And don’t worry, we have plenty of identical apartment buildings for you to explore.

    But that’s not all! No gay marriage, no pride flags, and definitely no blue-haired woke warriors here. Just luxury clothing stores, giant shopping malls, and neighborhoods where half the cars are brand new. And don’t forget about the drinks served in disposable plastic cups and everyone smoking like there’s no tomorrow.

    So why wait? Join InsanityCraft today and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs reality when you can escape to a world that’s even crazier? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 27
    Players Killed by Monsters: 1527 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Crafty Wake-Up Call

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server ever!

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow-colored creepers, and flying pigs! Yes, you heard that right – FLYING PIGS!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary <b>Diamond Chicken</b>, rumored to lay <b>diamond eggs</b>! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret <b>Disco Cave</b> where the walls dance to the beat of the music!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 39 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 288426 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    MethCraft: Uber Edition – Play 16hrs a day, 12hr then… What was I doing again?

    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the energy is always high and the creativity is off the charts! 🚀 Join us and experience a whole new level of gameplay that will have you feeling like you’re on a constant adrenaline rush! 💥

    Imagine mining for diamonds while zooming around at the speed of light, thanks to our supercharged gameplay features. Who needs sleep when you can be making bank and dominating the game like never before? 💎💰

    Our players have reported feeling more social, more energetic, and more productive than ever before. Forget coffee, forget sleep – all you need is a little minecraft meth to take your gaming experience to the next level! 🤪

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master! Trust us, you’ll never look back once you’ve experienced the thrill of our server. See you in the game! 🎮✨

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Herobrine Sightings: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 34
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Towns Built: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!

    Bye Bye Blocks – The Ultimate Minecraft Server!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because we have everything you could ever want and more!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with UNICORNS, DRAGONS, and even ALIENS! Yes, you heard that right, we have ALIENS in our Minecraft world. And guess what? They’re friendly and they love to trade with players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS! These adorable creatures roam the land and will protect you from any danger. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to ride one into battle!

    So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the craziest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even discover the secret of the DIAMOND-BREATHING KITTENS!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • MemeCraft – #1 Server

    MemeCraft – #1 Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky! 🐷💎

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal that led them to a land of unlimited diamonds and emeralds. They became the richest player in all of Minecraft and built a castle made entirely of gold blocks. Legend has it that their riches are still hidden somewhere on our server, waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest enchanted items and the most powerful bosses you’ve ever seen. Defeat the Ender Dragon with a single punch or tame a giant slime as your loyal pet. The possibilities are endless on our server!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it! 🚀💥

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Blocky Fandom Funhouse

    Blocky Fandom Funhouse
    Are you tired of meeting fans who claim to love a game’s art style but have never actually played it? Join our Minecraft server and leave those posers behind! Our server is filled with actual gamers who not only appreciate art styles but also know how to dominate in-game.

    Why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that can only be accessed by solving riddles written in ancient Minecraft runes. Legend has it that anyone who manages to find this base will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Armor Chicken – a chicken so powerful that it can take down a horde of creepers with a single cluck. Rumor has it that whoever manages to tame this majestic creature will be granted eternal luck in all their Minecraft endeavors.

    So why waste your time with fake fans when you can join our server and embark on epic quests, uncover hidden treasures, and maybe even ride a llama into battle? Don’t be like those posers, be a true Minecraft warrior on our server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2544 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!

    CraftyBitches Minecraft Server: Where the Women Are Sluttier and Meaner Than Ever!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the women are sluttier and meaner than ever! Join us as we navigate through a world where inflation is soaring and young white men are being blamed for everything. But fear not, because on our server, you can escape reality and build your own world where you are the king!
    But wait, there’s more! Divorce rates are shooting up, but on our server, you can build your dream home without the fear of losing it all in a messy divorce. Who needs a wife when you have Minecraft, am I right?

    So why join our server? Because it’s time to accept change, white man. It’s over for us in the real world, but in Minecraft, the possibilities are endless. Build, create, and escape the madness of the real world on our server. Join us now and let’s conquer this virtual world together!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Titanic Battles Fought: 18
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder

    YOLOcraft: One Life Wonder
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where you only get one chance at life! Born in the Failed States of Weimarica, you must navigate through treacherous lands filled with zombie politicians and creeper bankers. But fear not, for you have the power to build your own empire and conquer the corrupt government!

    Join us for epic battles against corrupted mobs and evil corporations. Unleash your creativity and craft weapons of mass destruction to defend your territory. Will you rise to power and become the ruler of Weimarica, or will you fall victim to the chaos and destruction?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! But remember, in the Failed States of Weimarica, only the strongest survive.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 44 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!

    NarutoCraft: Believe It, Build It, Mine It!
    Welcome to our insane Minecraft server where even Naruto himself would be impressed! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and epic battles that will leave you questioning reality.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig while battling a horde of dancing zombies. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond llama, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. And let’s not forget about our disco dungeon, where players can boogie down with skeletons and creepers to their heart’s content.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft superstar!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Emeralds Found: 1779
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Crystal Wands Charged: 17 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky Boobies

    Blocky Boobies
    Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Looking for a server where the players are as wild as someone posted this girl and the adventures are as unpredictable as finding diamonds in a cave? Look no further!

    Join our server for a chance to meet the mysterious someone posted this girl and uncover the secrets she holds. Rumor has it that she’s actually a rare mob disguised as a player, and whoever finds her will be granted with unlimited diamonds for life!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret crush on someone posted this girl. Will you be the one to play matchmaker and unite these star-crossed lovers?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other! Just be sure to watch out for creepers…and drama.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 39 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server

    Crafty Shenanigans: The Mystery Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Join us if you want to experience insane adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens.

    Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Bacon Forest, where pigs are born with diamond-encrusted bacon on their backs.

    But beware, the Creeper King roams the land, ready to explode your dreams (literally).

    If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the Enchanted Potato Patch, where potatoes grant wishes and unicorns frolic in the moonlight.

    So come join us for a ridiculous time filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Who knows what will happen next on this wild and wacky server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Falling into the Void: 3 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft

    Pixelated Nostalgia: Where Millennials Roam and Craft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to bring back the glory days of gaming that the picrelated era failed to deliver! Join us and experience Shadow of the Colossus levels of adventure, Okami levels of beauty, and God Hand levels of dumb fun!

    Our server is like Devil May Cry 3 on steroids, with non-stop action and new ideas around every corner. Say goodbye to half-baked games like DMC4 and hello to the next step in gaming evolution – just like Bayonetta!

    Remember the soulful days of MGS2 and MGS3? Well, get ready for a parody-free zone with gameplay galore! No more cutscene-fests here, just pure gaming bliss.

    GTA: San Andreas fans, rejoice! Our server is the place to be for incredibly fun gameplay that will have you hooked for hours on end. Say goodbye to the boring, ugly drudge of GTA4 and hello to a world where cars feel like they’re on solid ground!

    And don’t even get us started on Burnout Paradise – we’ve got the exploration you love without the contempt for single player games. No more microtransaction gacha BS here, just good old-fashioned fun.

    Join us on our Minecraft server and experience the revival of JRPGs, the return of Nintendo’s true greatness, and the ultimate hype of Brawl without the spit in the face to non-casuals. Say goodbye to boring, brown/grey FPS games and hello to a world of creativity and childhood wonder!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the gaming renaissance you’ve been dreaming of!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 8 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 8
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Divine Spears Created: 24

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server

    TrumpTrialFireworks Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where anything can happen, just like /ourguy/ setting himself on fire in front of the Trump trial courthouse! If you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as real life, then this is the place for you.

    Join us for some crazy adventures and insane stories that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into while playing on our server?

    And if you need a break from all the chaos, you can always relax and unwind by building your own epic creations in our world. Just watch out for any unexpected surprises – you never know what might happen next!

    So why wait? Come join us on this mind-blowing Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the unexpected. Who knows, you might even witness something as crazy as /ourguy/ setting himself on fire – virtually, of course!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17 Mythical Quests Completed: 42
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!

    CraftyKnights – LOLz & Blocks Galore!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 6* Caster Passenger (Shop), and 5* Supporter Quercus. But wait, there’s more! How about 5* Medic Whisperain and 5* Sniper Andreana (Shop) to keep you on your toes?

    If that’s not enough to entice you, we’ve got 6* Guard Hoederer, 5* Medic Vendela, and even 5* Specialist Kafka in the mix! Plus, don’t miss out on our Witch Feast event featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us for the Witch Feast & Shining Steps Re-Edition with Lee, Iris, Kazemaru, Archetto, and Astesia! It’s a celebration like no other!

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server filled with 6* Defender Penance, 6* Caster Carnelian (Shop), and 5* Caster Corroserum. It’s a world of adventure and excitement that you won’t find anywhere else!

    Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Love Letters Sent: 11
    Villages Defended: 14 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Ether Blades Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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