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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 2182 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 4 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 102 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Epic Quests Completed: | 30 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 5 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.