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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 352 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 146 | Ores Mined: | 9742 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 4827 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 4 |
Join us for a wild ride where the only rule is that there are no rules. Want to build a giant penis statue? Go for it. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Why the hell not? Our server is a lawless wasteland of creativity and chaos, and we wouldn’t have it any other way.
But that’s not all – we have a secret underground fight club where players can battle it out for glory and bragging rights. The winner gets a diamond sword and the loser gets thrown into a pit of lava. It’s a win-win situation!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable and ridiculous as you are, then come join us. Just remember, I fucking told you so.