Are you tired of dealing with poop on the toilet seat every single time your boyfriend goes to the bathroom? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from this crappy situation! Join us for a poop-free gaming experience where you can build, mine, and explore without any unwanted surprises in the bathroom.

Our server is the ideal place for anyone who is tired of cleaning up after their significant other’s messy bathroom habits. Say goodbye to screaming matches over poop on the toilet seat and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave the poop drama behind for good. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your bathroom woes? Don’t be the asshole for screaming at your boyfriend, just join us and game on without any poop-related distractions!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Dragons Tamed: 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
Infernal Machines Built: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server

    Back in my day, Minecraft was just blocks! – Server
    Are you tired of living in the past like it’s still 1999? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve got time machines that will transport you to a world where the Spice Girls are still topping the charts and everyone is rocking frosted tips. Join us for a totally tubular experience that will have you saying, “As if!” So grab your Tamagotchi and parachute pants and join us for a blast from the past like no other.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 38
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Animals Bred: 134

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Blocky McBlockface Adventures

    Blocky McBlockface Adventures
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you’re constantly being told what to do? Well, look no further because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Join us and experience the thrill of being a wanted criminal in the virtual world. Build your own underground hideout, engage in epic battles with the authorities, and evade capture at all costs.

    But be warned, the police force on this server is no joke. They will stop at nothing to bring you to justice, even if it means blowing up your precious creations. So gather your fellow outlaws and prepare for the ultimate showdown on our lawless Minecraft server.

    Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos reigns supreme!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 45 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 152 Demon Skulls Collected: 10
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 63 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Dimension Hops: 6 Animals Bred: 55

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!

    SoulfulGingerCraft: Where even redheads have a place in the pixelated world of blocks and adventures!
    Are you tired of discriminating against ginger people? Well, on our Minecraft server, we welcome all souls, whether they’re ginger or not! Join us for a wild ride where the only requirement is to have a fiery spirit (and maybe a few freckles).

    Our server is home to the most epic ginger warriors you’ll ever meet. They’ll protect you from any mob that comes your way, all while rocking their fiery locks and showing off their soulful personalities.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant gingerbread house, and every player gets a lifetime supply of gingerbread cookies as a welcome gift. So come on over and join us for a soulful adventure that’s sure to leave you feeling spicy!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 13

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!

    BoobaCraft: Where Chuubas and Big Boobas Unite in Minecraft Madness!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further! Our server is the only place where chuubas with big boobas are celebrated and embraced. Forget about flat chests, we’ve got all the curves you could ever want in our pixelated world.

    Join us for epic battles against giant blocky monsters, where the bigger the chuubas, the stronger the player! Our server is filled with hilarious antics and crazy adventures, all centered around our love for big boobas.

    So why settle for a boring server when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Who knew that chuubas with big boobas could make Minecraft so much more fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 10 Magic Items Found: 8282
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • MineCraftyMcCraftFace

    MineCraftyMcCraftFace
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the magical land of exploding chickens and dancing creepers. Want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil villagers? We got you covered!

    But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who will grant you three wishes if you can defeat him in a game of Minecraft trivia. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and bust a move!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Titan Hearts Harvested: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mines Excavated: 1407
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition

    The Holy Creeper Church: Arian Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or intrigue? Well, look no further because our server is filled with mind-blowing discoveries and outrageous theories that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and uncover the ancient secrets of Vedic culture in the near East, where the Kassites ruled Babylon after being invaded by sea peoples who were actually Indian! That’s right, Jews are Indian too – and not just any Indians, but Kali Shaivists from Kalami as confirmed by Aristotle himself.

    But wait, there’s more! The Chaldeans were actually the Kalami, and the Jews were always Chaldean – it’s just some Talmudic spin that says otherwise. And let’s not forget about the Arians, the true rulers of the Medes multi-racial empire who brought Atenism to Egypt and introduced the chariot to bronze age warfare.

    And don’t even get us started on the Carians, the worshippers of Aesclipius/Ophiucus who were the real inspiration behind Jesus Christ. They founded Sparta and Rome, worshipped the Eagle, and even had a temple named Zeus Lepsynos – the crucified Zeus himself!

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride through history and mythology, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and entertaining at the same time? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join us now!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 94/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 1 Magic Items Found: 5514
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Animals Bred: 188

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Crafty Twink Fap Shack

    Crafty Twink Fap Shack
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you say “Ooh la la”? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you cute twink enthusiasts out there!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content while surrounded by the most adorable twinks in the Minecraft universe. Trust us, you won’t be able to keep your hands off your pickaxe (or anything else) when you see these cuties running around!

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a rare breed of magical twink unicorns that poop out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right! So come on over and start mining those sparkly turds for some serious bling.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a faptastic time like no other!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6516
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 21
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!

    Rudy’s Respawn Realm: Where Mushoku Tensei’s feats are child’s play!
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Just like Rudeus and Sylphy’s epic marriage in Mushoku Tensei, our server offers realistic time progression and immersive storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build epic structures, and maybe even find your own in-game soulmate! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you diamonds for… well, who knows what they’ll want in return!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 76 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 318 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafty Kik Kingdom

    Crafty Kik Kingdom
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and follows the norm? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you rebellious players out there!

    Join us if you want to unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers. We encourage creativity and wild ideas, so feel free to build a giant statue of a potato or create a rollercoaster that leads straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – we also have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy adventure. From epic battles against dragons to impromptu dance parties in the middle of a forest, you never know what to expect on our server.

    So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us and let your imagination run wild. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the chaos. See you in the game!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 25 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!

    Village Weirdo Minecraft Server: Where Being a Subhuman Recluse is Cool!
    Are you tired of being judged by your village for being a weirdo recluse subhuman? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being a weirdo recluse subhuman is not only accepted, it’s celebrated! Join us and find your tribe of fellow misfits who will appreciate your uniqueness and embrace your quirks. Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who hold the key to unlimited diamonds. So why wait? Join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate weirdo recluse subhuman in the best way possible!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 18 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 6 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition

    Crafty McCraftface: The Novelites Edition
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us at [Server Name] where we have NOVELITES who will dazzle you with their literary prowess, PEBBLES that can talk and tell you jokes, JAILBIRDS who have escaped from the toughest prisons in Minecraft, RUFFIANS who will challenge you to epic battles, and ADVENTRIX who will take you on wild quests across the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy, a group of ninja chickens who will teach you their ways, and a magical unicorn that farts rainbows. So what are you waiting for? Join us at [Server Name] and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 14
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 7 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 24
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 36

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ

    CraftyCraft: Where Minecraft meets Overwatch 2 chaos! LOLZ
    Are you tired of being a normie and following the crowd? Join our Minecraft server and experience pure kino that gets better with every update! While everyone else is seething about how bad their servers are, you’ll be living your best life in a world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted creepers. Don’t be a sheep, be a diamond-encrusted creeper on our server!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 27 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Fact Checkers

    Crafty Fact Checkers
    Are you tired of boring old Twitter drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have Trump tweeting up a storm! Witness outrageous tweets that will make your head spin, like him challenging players to build a wall around his castle or declaring war on the Ender Dragon. Don’t miss out on the madness, join now and experience the chaos for yourself! #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain 🤣🔥🐲

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!

    MineFantasy: Endwalker Edition – Crafting & Cactuars Galore!
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’re launching early access on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT, so get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our release date is set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024, but why wait when you can join the fun early?

    But wait, there’s more! We have a Final Fantasy XVI collaboration event happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT. Battle alongside your favorite Final Fantasy characters in a quest for glory and loot!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we’re also hosting a Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test until Patch 7.0. Travel between data centers like a boss and show off your skills to players from around the world.

    Don’t forget about our PvP Series 5 event happening until Patch 7.0. Show off your combat prowess and dominate the competition to earn exclusive rewards.

    Looking for resources, free companies, or linkshells? We’ve got you covered with our handy guide at rentry.org/xivgresources6. Join meetups like the Crystal PF Labyrinth of the Ancients MINE Run on April 14 at 6:00 PM EDT, or the Gilgamesh, Aether, Crystarium Bar Eden Raids on April 15th at 6:00 PM EDT. It’s going to be a blast!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden treasures and make new friends along the way. Previous players can attest to the craziness that awaits, so don’t miss out on the fun!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 20 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Royal Courts Attended: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Unsatisfied Miners

    Unsatisfied Miners
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you can’t get no satisfaction? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-loving llamas.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle out of dirt in less than 5 minutes. Rumor has it he once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a bucket of lava.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of never knowing what crazy adventure awaits around the next block. Satisfaction guaranteed… or your diamonds back!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Farms Harvested: 678
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 12
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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