ToiletCraft: Where 33% of Players are on the John

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join our epic minecraft server because we have diamonds growing on trees and pigs that can fly. seriously, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic bacon angels.

our server is also home to the legendary chicken that lays golden eggs. no, seriously, you can trade those eggs for rare items like enchanted armor and weapons that shoot rainbows.

if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the thriller dance. it’s lit, fam.

plus, our server has a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese. yes, you heard that right. you can build a house out of cheddar and ride a gouda horse into battle.

so what are you waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wackiest, wildest adventures of your life. and remember, there’s probably a 33% chance you’re reading this on the toilet.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Void Gems Collected:	37	Villages Defended:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Buildings Constructed:	50	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Astral Projections Made:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Towns Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Endless Night Skies:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Crops Grown:	4227
Divine Spears Created:	28	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

ThunderTown

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Crops Grown:	9637
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

MineVillage

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE, PvP

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Eggs Found:	4043
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Secret Passages Found:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	761	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Astral Projections Made:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Emeralds Found:	6187

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Enchantments Applied:	51
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Ores Mined:	5650	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.