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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 96/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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