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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 5103 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 |
Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles where the winners are determined by the size of their…tits! That’s right, we measure success in cup sizes here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your assets in the ultimate showdown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chest of Wonders, rumored to contain the rarest and most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its booty?
So come on down to our server and experience the breast…I mean best…Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and your chest held high!