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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 6680 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Join us for epic battles where the winners are determined by the size of their…tits! That’s right, we measure success in cup sizes here. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to show off your assets in the ultimate showdown.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chest of Wonders, rumored to contain the rarest and most valuable treasures in all of Minecraft. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets and claim its booty?
So come on down to our server and experience the breast…I mean best…Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to keep your eyes on the prize and your chest held high!