Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a glass of warm milk? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll be too drunk to even think about masturbating to completion! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a ride that’ll leave you questioning your sanity (and your sobriety)!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found: 3214 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5
Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Void Armor Forged: 16
Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!

    Eni-Valhalla: Where vanilla meets trust and the community jokes with Java!
    Enival Minecraft Server

    Enival Minecraft Server

    Brief Overview:

    Enival is a month old, vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community. Players can suggest and vote on changes for the server, and it has a whitelist to keep griefers out. The server also includes a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat for a better experience. There is no teleportation commands like /tpa or /home to keep the server vanilla.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    What kind of server is Enival? Enival is a vanilla Minecraft survival server with a small, chill community.
    Are there any mods/datapacks on the server? Yes, there are a few quality of life mods/datapacks like Voice Chat.
    Is there a whitelist on the server? Yes, the server has a whitelist system to keep griefers out.
    Can players suggest changes for the server? Yes, players can suggest and vote on changes for the server.
    How can I join the server? You can apply on the Discord server using the link provided.

    👉 Check out the world map: http://45.81.254.14:6969

    👉 Apply in Discord: https://discord.gg/ZAFaakgS6g

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 5342 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10 Evil Twin Fights: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Shark Date Minecraft Server

    Shark Date Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers? Well, come join us on our wacky and wild server where you can date a girl who’s part shark! That’s right, you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through the depths of the ocean with your fishy girlfriend by your side. Plus, rumor has it she’s a great swimmer and can catch you some epic loot underwater. So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and find love in the most unexpected of places!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 15 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 17

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan

    Saber’s Route Minecraft SMP Fan
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Look no further! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for fans of Saber’s route in Fate/stay night to come together and discuss why it’s clearly the best route.

    Join us if you want to avoid the shounen vibes of Unlimited Blade Works or the dark and edgy tone of Heaven’s Feel. Our server is a safe space for all Saber enthusiasts to unite and bask in the glory of their favorite route. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with nothing but Saber-themed decorations and snacks for all members to enjoy.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wonderful Minecraft SMP today and let the Saber love flow freely!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PixelCraft Minecraft Server

    PixelCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being bombarded with commission requests from random internet artists? Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of pushy creators! On our server, you can build whatever your heart desires without anyone demanding money from you. Say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to creative freedom!

    Join now and experience a world where you can block anyone who asks for commissions without feeling guilty. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and explore endless possibilities without the pressure of commission fees. Don’t let art scammers ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • BoomerCamBlocker420

    BoomerCamBlocker420
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape “real life” and have some privacy? Look no further! Our server is like a remote vacation home, but with a twist – your aging father (86) watches your every move through security cameras! See deer, listen to birds, and dodge the local caretaker as you navigate through this hilarious and slightly creepy world.

    Join now for the chance to be in your own personal episode of “The Truman Show”! Your every move will be monitored by the patriarch himself, who just wants to see his grandkids running around and playing with the dog. But don’t worry, he promises he doesn’t have the time or interest to watch you all the time… or does he?

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can relax, unwind, and have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember to keep an eye out for those movement alerts – you never know who might be watching.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 38 Void Armor Forged: 13
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Magic Items Found: 5346 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP

    SignsOfASurvivor – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got players building secret underground lairs, forming alliances, and betraying each other left and right. It’s like Game of Thrones meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and way less incest (hopefully). Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing who you can trust and who’s secretly plotting your demise. Just remember, on this server, a sign isn’t just a sign – it’s a cry for help from someone who’s been through some serious shit. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Villages Defended: 17
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 11
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Alien Abductions: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Last Day Craft!

    Last Day Craft!
    What if it’s your last day on earth and you haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet? You’d be missing out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, diamond armor-wearing llamas, and secret dungeons filled with treasure (and maybe a few creepers). Don’t spend your last day on earth regretting not joining our server – come join the madness and let’s craft some laughs together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 21
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 17

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • SinwarSlayer69

    SinwarSlayer69
    OMG guys, have you heard the news? Sinwar, the ultimate Minecraft boss, has been taken down on our server! FM Katz just confirmed it, it’s legit! Join us now and be a part of this epic victory! Sinwar thought he was tough, but he was no match for our squad of fearless players. Come join the fun and be a part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and show Sinwar who’s boss!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 207 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Evil Twin Fights: 1
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Potions Brewed: 187

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker

    CoughCraft: Tuberculosis Tracker
    so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you start coughing like crazy, but it’s not just any cough, it’s like a super special cough that can only be cured by playing on this server for 6 months straight. and get this, the more you cough, the better your treatment works! it’s like magic or something. come join us and cough your way to victory, it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 11
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 Wyrmholes Dug: 8

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • AwokenMC

    AwokenMC

    20+ origins Skills that have passive abilities and mana abilities pyromining and pyrofishing Chunk-based claiming with lands Dynmap Alchohol

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Magic Items Found: 6562
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Mineserver

    Mineserver

    This server is a survival type. It is currently new, and I am still adding new stuff, but it works for now. Apex Hosting has been a real pain and adding plugins are really hard with Apex because sometimes it doesn’t add them

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Buildings Constructed: 50
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Phantom Knights Defeated: 6
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 12

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq: Where vanilla is the only thing semi about it!

    Atoq Origins SMP

    Atoq is a lightly modded origins SMP for content creators

    Features
    ⏰ Long-term
    ✨ Events and polls
    ✅ Whitelist + Application
    👥 Chill community and staff
    🌌 In game voice chat, art and music maker mods
    📖 Lore
    🔍 Java v1.19.3
    🦇 Custom origins and beliefs

    Join our Discord for more information: https://discord.gg/Nw9xWuyKuU

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How do I join the server? You can join by applying for whitelist on our Discord server.
    What version of Java is required? You will need Java v1.19.3 to play on the server.
    Are there any custom features on the server? Yes, we have custom origins and beliefs for players to explore.
    Is there a long-term plan for the server? Yes, Atoq is designed for long-term gameplay.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 2 Farms Harvested: 640
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Towns Built: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server

    Wataten’s Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because Noa demands a thread! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, in the land of Noa, there was a legendary diamond sword that could only be wielded by the bravest and most skilled players. Rumor has it that whoever possesses this sword will have the power to control the entire server! But beware, for there are evil mobs lurking around every corner, ready to steal the sword for themselves.

    But fear not, dear player, for on our server you will have the chance to embark on epic quests, battle fierce bosses, and even ride on the backs of dragons! Yes, you heard that right, DRAGONS! So what are you waiting for? Join Noa demands a thread and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 12 Magic Wands Crafted: 13
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor

    Dreamt About SMP: The Japanese Language Professor
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where dreams come true and Japanese language professors age 10 years overnight!

    Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself face to face with your old Japanese language professor, who has somehow time-traveled into the game. But wait, she’s in a rush because she’s got a whole new class of students to teach – and you could be one of them!

    Don’t let your dreams of learning Japanese slip away like I did in my dream. Join our wacky SMP today and who knows what other crazy adventures await you. Plus, get your fortune read by our mystical in-game fortune teller – just be prepared for the unexpected!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of learning. See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Mysterious Portals Opened: 17
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Emeralds Found: 9169
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • EstateSaleGoneWrong

    EstateSaleGoneWrong
    Are you tired of boring old family drama? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to use next!

    Join us and escape the real world where relatives argue over house prices and instead build your dream home without any pesky inheritance disputes.

    Our server is filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, just like the time Uncle Bob accidentally set fire to the entire village with a misplaced torch.

    So why wait? Join us now and leave the real world behind for a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over property values!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 65
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Enchantments Applied: 254

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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