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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 8419 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Buildings Constructed: | 21 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
so, like, imagine a minecraft server where, like, all the blocks are made of calorie labels on alcohol. you mine a block and suddenly you’re like “whoa, i need to change my drinking habits now.” it’s like a whole new level of gaming experience, man.
join this server if you want to be part of the revolution in alcohol awareness in minecraft. become a pioneer in the fight against heavy drinking in england, one block at a time. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover a secret potion that turns all the blocks into kale smoothies.
so come on, what are you waiting for? join this server and let’s change the world, one calorie label at a time. who knew minecraft could be so educational and life-changing?
