TinyJoysMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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So, like, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s like, totally off the walls crazy? Well, let me tell you about this one server that’s so wild, even Hezbollah comms. chief Muhammad Rashid Shafi would’ve loved it!

We’ve got creepers that explode confetti instead of blowing up your stuff, and zombies that do the cha-cha instead of trying to eat your brains. And don’t even get me started on the pigs that can fly!

Join our server and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of dragons while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Plus, every time you mine a diamond, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. It’s like, totally epic, dude.

So come on and join us, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination. And maybe a little bit of brain damage, but who’s counting?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

FraudCraft: DOJ vs Russian Spies

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so, like, this server is so lit that even the U.S. Department of Justice is getting involved! they seized some Russian intelligence-linked domains because they were used for fraud, but don’t worry, our server is totally legit… i think. join us for some epic Minecraft adventures and maybe even uncover some top-secret government conspiracies along the way! plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server that’s so cool it attracts the attention of international law enforcement? come join the fun before the feds shut us down… just kidding… maybe.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Love Bytes Server

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so, like, this server is like, soooo lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, the scientists are all like, “yo, our brains react differently to love, man.” and we’re all like, “whoa, dude, that’s deep.” but, like, on this server, our brains react to love in the most insane ways, bro.

like, when you join this server, you’ll feel a love so strong, it’ll activate all the neural pathways in your brain at once. you’ll be building with blocks and mining for diamonds, but also feeling the love of a thousand suns. it’s like, next level stuff, man.

and, like, the different types of love on this server are wild, bro. there’s, like, platonic love where you’ll be giving your buddies virtual hugs and high fives all day long. then there’s, like, romantic love where you’ll be crafting love letters out of redstone and roses. it’s, like, a love fest up in here, man.

so, like, if you wanna experience a love like no other, come join this server, bro. your brain will thank you, and your heart will be overflowing with joy. it’s, like, a love revolution, man. don’t miss out on the craziest love-filled Minecraft experience of your life.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	446

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Meteorites Collected:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	2174
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Cool S Appreciation Thread Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all things cool and epic!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as it transforms into a giant robot that fights off hordes of zombie villagers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cool S, a mysterious figure who roams the land on a unicorn made of rainbows. Rumor has it that if you find and befriend Cool S, you’ll be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to turn into a dragon at will.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Towns Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	26

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ragna Crimson Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that even anime adaptations couldn’t handle! We’ve got secret extra chapters hidden throughout the server that will blow your mind. Rumor has it, one player found a hidden chest filled with enchanted diamond armor and a talking llama companion. Who knows what other surprises are waiting for you in our wacky world. So come join us and uncover the mysteries that even anime couldn’t handle!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Enchantments Applied:	143
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MisunderstoodMemeQueen – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being misunderstood in the real world? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where everyone speaks in emojis and communicates solely through interpretive dance! No more awkward misunderstandings, just pure chaotic fun! Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to mess with players by turning their houses upside down. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience, come join us and show the world the real you…or at least your pixelated avatar! 😜🕺👻

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

BlockBusters

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Are you tired of breaking boring habits like biting your nails or eating too much junk food? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our Minecraft server and break the habit of not playing enough Minecraft!

Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about those other pesky habits. We have so much fun and excitement waiting for you, you won’t even remember what it was like to bite your nails or eat junk food.

Join us and embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle epic mobs. Who needs to break boring habits when you can join our server and break blocks instead? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

GenocideGamerGirl

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so, like, this server is like, the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where french women are like, accused of genocide in syria, but in minecraft form! join us for the most epic adventure of your life, where you can build, mine, and troll your way to victory! plus, we have this secret hidden dungeon where you can find rare loot and maybe even uncover the truth behind the french woman’s trial. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this craziness! come join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Orphan Lit Roleplay

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so, like, u ever wanted to be an orphan in minecraft? well, now u can! join our server and become the ultimate literary role model! u can be like harry potter or annie or even oliver twist!

we have an orphanage where u can live and do chores and stuff. but watch out, cuz there’s a secret tunnel that leads to a magical world full of diamonds and dragons and stuff.

if u join our server, u can also adopt a pet creeper and teach it tricks. like, imagine a creeper doing backflips and stuff. it’s wild.

but wait, there’s more! we have a special event every week where u can compete in a hunger games-style battle royale. winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples.

so come join our server and live out ur orphan dreams. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Runes Activated:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Antarctica Greenery Expansion Server

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Yo, you ever seen plants growin’ in Antarctica? Well, on this cray cray Minecraft server, we got plants poppin’ up everywhere like it’s a dang rainforest! Come join us and witness the madness of vegetation takin’ over the icy lands of Antarctica!

We got trees taller than the Eiffel Tower, flowers bigger than your momma’s house, and grass greener than a leprechaun’s underwear! It’s a botanical bonanza up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on the plant party of the century!

So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and get ready to explore the wildest, greenest, most plant-tastic Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Join us now and be a part of history as we watch Antarctica turn into a freakin’ jungle right before our very eyes! Let’s get growin’, baby!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Free Okinawa Mansion Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can do all that and more! Join us and not only will you get a free trip to Okinawa, but you’ll also receive a hefty sum of free money and a beautiful house complete with a black Asian girlfriend! And get this – all you have to do is prove that your city is a “twin town” with Okinawa according to Wikipedia. It’s that easy! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best life in Minecraft!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60
Star Shards Collected:	81	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dutchies Rule Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our totally not racist, definitely not discriminatory Minecraft SMP! We don’t discriminate against anyone except for those darn Belgians, Jews, and anyone named Jennie (seriously, what did Jennie do to deserve this?).

Join our server for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. We have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server, so you better watch your back.

But don’t worry, we also have a thriving economy based on trading diamonds for stacks of dirt. And every full moon, we gather around a campfire to tell ghost stories about Herobrine and his pet chicken.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join in on the madness. Just remember, if your name is Jennie, you better watch out.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

SkillfulSMP: UselessButHandy

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mastering is the art of mining? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to show off your useless skills that actually come in handy!

Join us and become the reigning champion of the “Most Random Useless Skill” competition! Have you mastered the art of juggling while riding a pig? Or perhaps you can recite the entire Bee Movie script backwards? Whatever your useless skill may be, we want to see it in action!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Taco Tuesday” event, where players must battle it out in a fierce taco-eating competition to win the coveted title of “Taco King”. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this epic showdown of gastronomic proportions.

So why wait? Join our server now and let your useless skills shine like never before! Who knows, you may just find yourself saving the day with your unexpected talents in the most absurd ways possible.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

WorkCraft: Inappropriate Edition

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Are you tired of being a responsible adult all day? Come join our Minecraft server where inappropriate behavior is not only encouraged, it’s required!

Once, a player built a giant statue of their boss and then proceeded to blow it up with TNT as a form of stress relief. Another time, someone built a secret underground lair filled with inappropriate memes and jokes that only the bravest players could find.

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and questionable decisions. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get up to on our server!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alien Abductions:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	60
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Magic Items Found:	6034
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	437	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0