TinyJoy Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	931161	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Emeralds Found:	6176	Chimeras Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

BrotherlyBucksNoBlame

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Are you tired of dealing with family drama and financial woes? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle!

Forget about broken arms and missing teeth, on our server, you can create your own paradise without any drunk drivers crashing into you. Plus, there’s no child support debt to worry about – unless you count the debt you owe to the Ender Dragon for stealing its treasure!

So why wait? Join our server now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs settlements and family arguments when you can be mining for diamonds and battling creepers? Let’s craft away the stress together!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	249	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Night Owl Network

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are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Void Gems Collected:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mines Excavated:	2903
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Alien Abductions:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	105	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Oops2Epic

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Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ores Mined:	8154
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Autism Brain Blocks Server

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	82
Endless Night Skies:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Divine Spears Created:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

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Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19