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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the world! But don’t worry, you’ll have a secret weapon – a diamond pickaxe that shoots fireballs and turns your enemies into dancing llamas!

If that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Herobrine, who is known for pranking players by turning their houses into giant cakes made of TNT! It’s a wild ride of chaos and laughter that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember to watch out for those sneaky llamas… they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Dragons Tamed:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Secret Passages Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6214	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Magic Items Found:	2524	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Villages Defended:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zombie Dances:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Emeralds Found:	1982
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Void Armor Forged:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Ores Mined:	6025	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Zombie Dances:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Emeralds Found:	9133	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!