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Blocky Cock Rating Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the struggles of having a small inventory? Look no further, because on our server, we understand that penis dysmorphia is a real issue that affects many players. Join us for a chance to expand your inventory and show off your massive loot to all your friends. Don’t let your pixelated manhood hold you back any longer – join our server today and let your loot grow to epic proportions!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

North Carolina Needs Help Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save North Carolina from a zombie apocalypse! That’s right, the fate of the entire state rests on your blocky shoulders. Join us and fight off hordes of undead mobs while also building epic bases and forming alliances with other players. Who knew saving a state could be so much fun? So what are you waiting for? Join now and show those zombies who’s boss!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ExBrokeUp4Stupidity – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of getting dumped for ridiculous reasons like “you breathe too loudly” or “your pinky toe is too small”? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you! Join us and build a world where your ex’s crazy breakup reasons don’t matter because we’re too busy fighting off zombie pigmen and building giant statues of Nicolas Cage. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, your ex will mysteriously get stuck in a never-ending loop of getting hit by lightning every time they try to log on. So come on, join us and leave your ex in the dust (literally, because we have a lot of dirt blocks).

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftyTruthsMC

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up!

Join us if you want to uncover the mysteries of the universe, like why creepers explode or why villagers trade emeralds for useless junk. Our server is like the Oracle of Minecraft, giving you the absolute truth to any question you ask. Want to know why diamonds are so rare? We’ve got the answer. Curious about why pigs can fly in the Nether? We’ve got the scoop.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of nothing but dirt blocks. Join us if you want to be part of a community that is as wild and wacky as a pack of rabid wolves on a sugar high.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown with the absolute truth of Minecraft’s craziest secrets!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CreeperCult: ‘Abandoned by Iran’

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Yo yo yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have Hezbollah supporters running wild! They’re all like, “Everyone has abandoned us and now Iran has, too” but who cares when you’re having a blast in Minecraft, am I right?

Join us for some crazy adventures with our Hezbollah crew, building epic structures and battling it out with other players. Who needs allies when you’ve got a squad like this? Plus, you never know what kind of mischief they’ll get into next!

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and chaos on our server. Who knows, you might even become an honorary member of the Hezbollah supporters group! Just watch out for those TNT traps they like to set up… it’s all in good fun, right? 😜🔥🎮

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

ChorusSMP

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Come and join us on our brand new Boxsmp server! Community run, and not P2W as most servers are. Bunch of different features like Box, Dungeons, Kitpvp, Events. “Technoblade never dies.”

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

🔥ZANNCRAFT.RU🔥 – ZANNPASS❗️ Minecraft server

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The owner of the server “ZANNCRAFT.RU – ZANNPASS” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ISO SMP: Where adults play Minecraft like grown-ups, but end up building giant pixelated toilets anyway!

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ISO SMP Overview

Features	Description
Community	18+ community looking for active players
Chest Locking	Plugin with signs to lock chests
Invisible Item Frames	Shift-right clicking to make item frames invisible
Player and Mob Heads	Obtain player and mob heads
Deathchest	Feature to retrieve items upon death
Vein-miner	Ability to mine entire veins of ore
/home Command	Convenient home teleportation command
Shops with Custom Economy	Economic system for player shops
Server Availability	24/7 server operation
Custom Armor Stand	Unique armor stand customization
Mini-blocks	Small decorative blocks for building

FAQ

What is the age requirement for the community?

The community is for players aged 18 and above.

Can I lock chests to prevent others from accessing my items?

Yes, there is a plugin with signs that allow you to lock chests.

How do I make item frames invisible?

You can make item frames invisible by shift-right clicking on them.

Is there a feature to retrieve items upon death?

Yes, there is a Deathchest feature for this purpose.

What is Vein-miner?

Vein-miner allows you to mine entire veins of ore with ease.

How do I set a home location?

You can use the /home command to set and teleport to your home location.

Are there player-run shops with a custom economy?

Yes, the server has player shops with a custom economic system.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing is not allowed on the server.

How can I join the server’s Discord community?

You can join us on Discord by following this link: https://discord.gg/W8kAVQJECz

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Savage Kiwis Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and crazy as a pack of Kiwis doing the haka? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner savage with epic battles, insane builds, and maybe even a little bit of cannibalism (just kidding, we don’t condone that). So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Join now and show those Kiwis who the real savages are!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Crafty Steve’s Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive Ender Dragon while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or building a house out of nothing but diamond blocks because why not?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive creepers). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

ChunkyLoveCraft

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all body types and dreams! Are you tired of being judged for gaining a few virtual pounds? Look no further, join us and let your blocky belly hang free!

Imagine a world where your model body is appreciated, even if it’s just made out of pixels. Our server is a safe space for all shapes and sizes, where you can be a model one day and a potato the next – no judgment here!

Don’t let anyone tell you that you’re giving up on your dreams by enjoying a good ol’ blocky burger or two. We support your right to have a gut and still be fabulous!

Join us and let your virtual body positivity shine through. Who needs abs when you have a diamond sword in hand? Let’s build a world where everyone is beautiful, inside and out – one block at a time!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	200

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ZombieApocSurvivor – Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! Our server is not just your average survival world, it’s a place where you can test your zombie apocalypse survival skills in a virtual setting.

Imagine this: you log in to the server and suddenly you’re surrounded by hordes of zombies. Your mission? Survive, build shelters, and gather resources to fight off the undead. But be careful, because there are also other players trying to take you down and steal your loot.

But that’s not all! We have special events where you can team up with other players to take on massive boss battles, like fighting a giant zombie chicken or a mutant creeper. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear.

So if you’re looking for a unique and thrilling Minecraft experience, join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate zombie apocalypse!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

ForgetCraft: Unlearned

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Do you ever wish you could unlearn the fact that creepers explode in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have a secret potion that erases all knowledge of creepers from your brain! Join us and live a creeper-free life filled with rainbows and unicorns (literally, we have a rainbow unicorn mod)!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs. Yes, you heard that right, DIAMOND EGGS! Build yourself a diamond castle with the riches you’ll acquire from these majestic chickens.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will serenade you with their howls as you collect your loot.

So come join us on our server and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Just remember, what happens on our server stays on our server (especially the part about the diamond eggs)!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Ores Mined:	9547	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

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lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Updated October 23, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	115

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	4420
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2