Tiny Brain Big Deal | New Minecraft Servers 2024

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	5667	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Animals Bred:	151
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Crops Grown:	9600	Runes Activated:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Star Shards Collected:	241	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	48

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Runes Activated:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	57
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	207	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crops Grown:	8138
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Star Shards Collected:	84
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Farms Harvested:	741

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1799
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SnoozeCraft: No Room for Night Owls

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is brewing just like a potion in a cauldron! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this crazy family situation!

🎮 Need a break from real-life family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from obnoxious sisters and their loud boyfriends. No noise-cancelling headphones required here, just good old-fashioned peace and quiet (unless a creeper sneaks up on you, that is).

🤪 Dive into a world where kicking out unruly guests is as easy as mining for diamonds. Who needs family therapy when you can just ban them from your virtual realm? It’s all fun and games until someone starts calling their friends and family to complain about being kicked out of the server!

🌟 So come on over and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs sleep when you can stay up all night building epic structures and battling mobs? Just remember, in our world, the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a rollercoaster next. 😉

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	153	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	218