Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

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Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	16	Animals Bred:	154

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

TerraTrove

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

TerraTrove is a completely brand-new vanilla SMP dedicated for mature players who want a tight-knit, chill community. We have a whitelist on the server so that we can make sure of this. We cherish and listen very closely to our player-base and want the best for them. For this reason, we are open to new ideas and have a suggestion system in our discord so that players can vote on/talk about future changes. If you are interested, wanting to apply, or just curious, feel free to join our discord to find out more.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Runes Activated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Tilted Tavern

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny

Are you ready to embark on an extraordinary Minecraft journey unlike any other? Look no further than Tilted Tavern, where we’re sporting a world that’s a 500:1 scale replica of our beloved planet Earth. Immerse yourself in the grandeur of our vast landscapes, bustling cities, and untamed wilderness. Join us in creating your own destiny, one block at a time!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

BlurCraft

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to BlurCraft, the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience! Build your dream town or base, make lasting friendships, and enjoy cross-platform gameplay. With unique features, custom items, and a friendly community, BlurCraft welcomes both Java and Bedrock players.Join us and unleash your creativity as you construct your own thriving town or magnificent base. Collaborate with like-minded players, share resources, and embark on group projects to create stunning architectural marvels. Our community is filled with friendly players eager to connect and make new friends, regardless of whether you play on Java or Bedrock edition.Our dedicated staff members are always available to assist you. They are knowledgeable, friendly, and committed to ensuring your experience in BlurCraft is enjoyable. From answering questions to resolving concerns, they are here to support you every step of the way.Join BlurCraft today and immerse yourself in an extraordinary adventure. Build, create, and make lifelong friendships in a server designed for endless possibilities. Experience the best of Minecraft SMP as a Java or Bedrock player in our welcoming and inclusive community.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Falling into the Void:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

ArksMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to ArksMC – Where Adventures Unfold!A World Unlike Any Other: Step into a vast, Earth-like realm teeming with mysteries. On ArksMC, you’ll explore a planet filled with hidden dungeons and encounter fully animated custom bosses. The world itself is fully ran by YOU the player through the creation of towns and nations. Player-Run Economies: Here, the world’s economy is entirely player-driven. Take charge by forming towns, nations, kingdoms, or any role you aspire to, from a humble citizen to a mighty emperor with hundreds of real subjects.Custom Classes and Magic: Unleash your potential with MMO leveling, custom classes, and magical abilities. As you explore and conquer dungeons across our world, you’ll level up and acquire valuable weapons and items.Choose Your Path: ArksMC offers an array of unique gameplay experiences. Whether you’re inclined towards diplomacy, conquest, or exploration, there’s a path for you to forge.Endless Adventure Awaits: Our server invites you to embark on an epic journey, offering a dynamic and immersive experience that sets us apart.Server IP: ArksMC.net Discord: Discord.gg/TheArk

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Magic Items Found:	5486
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Buildings Constructed:	40	Emeralds Found:	2061

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Auria Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

OneBlock Pets Survival hard PvP e PvE Custom items Mcmmo Dungeons Events every day Amazing community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	16
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

TerraMedia Network

Earth, Factions, KitPvP, OneBlock, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hispanic server focused on Survival-PvP modalities ° Quality ° Attention ° Experience ° Seriousness ° Professionalism

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Magic Items Found:	8723	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

uncovery minecraft

Creative, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Whitelist

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

DragonsRealm-MC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

DragonsRealm-MC is a New/Modern Minecraft server we worked hard to modernize gamemodes while preserving the challenges of the original game (No p2w, Cracked, Free, 24/7) Open to everyone [Survival, Benders, OneBlock, Hardcore] GAMEMODES

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Buildings Constructed:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

LastBox

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

LastBox is an offline-mode (aka cracked) Minecraft server from Greece. It supports Java versions 1.19.x to the latest and is filled with features like PvP, ranks, custom armors, and more. The server also has quick drop features, and it runs on seasons. Connect to the LastBox PvP server now and dive headfirst into the action!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Mangrove MC

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
New Chunks Explored:	283133	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Clover SMP

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

The Clover SMP is a Minecraft server specifically designed for the Army of Club Penguin community! Join us on Season 3, where you can experience all-new plugins and embark on exciting adventures with other players. Whether you’re a veteran Minecraft player or new to the game, our friendly community welcomes all. Explore our vast world, build your dream home, and complete challenging quests to level up. With regular events and a dedicated staff team, the Clover SMP promises a fun and engaging Minecraft experience that you won’t forget. Join us today and become part of the community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Kingdom of Hibernia

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the Kingdom of Hibernia! Survival Vampire Werewolf Magic Towny MCMMO Jobs Crates Slimefun Chest Sorting Bounties Blood Moon Graves Auctions

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Wildwood

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

checkCome play 1.18 SURVIVAL! We have CUSTOM ITEMS, EVENTS, and a GREAT COMMUNITY!Voting for our server gives you VOTE KEYS in which you can unlock a range of items! These includes BLOCKS, INGOTS, CUSTOM ITEMS and much more!Wildwoods has an evolving storyline taking place with public events and stories to discover!Our community is super welcoming and friendly – come say hi!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VyrusMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

VyrusMC is a NEW 1.20 Survival server. We are a free-to-play, non-profit, and non-pay-to-win Minecraft gaming server. VyrusMC is a community-driven server run by the players with active staff made up of our players. We have MCMMO, jobs, crates, rank upgrades based on votes, player warps, a token and money economy, and kits for each rank up. This is great for casual and even hardcore survival and PvE Minecraft Players. We are always looking to add new members to our team, if you want to serve the community come apply for a Jr. Mod or Builder position today!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
New Chunks Explored:	360976	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

FlawlessMC

Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello and welcome to FlawlessMC Join our small lovely community today! The server just released and we started the server with some rotation gamemodes just in the development phase!We are done with a custom Skyblock and Parkour Now we are doing a Custom Survival!Lots of features and things to do! Custom Enchants Totally Unique Biomes you never seen before! A Fair and Good Skill System Custom Trades/Recipes Dungeons

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dimension Hops:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.