Timmy’s Trolling Trouble: Minecraft SMP Madness

Behavior, Calling, Communication, Community, culture, firsties, forum, insults, Int, Interaction, internet, madness, mean, Minecraft, misunderstanding, nicknames, ONLINE, smp, social dynamics, teasing, thirdies, Timmy, timmys, trolling, Trouble

Are you tired of being called a timmy by those pesky thirdies on /int/? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft SMP, timmy is the ultimate compliment! Join us and embrace your inner timmy as you build, mine, and survive in a world where being a timmy is a badge of honor.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the firsties on our server have discovered a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. Will you be brave enough to join them on their quest for riches? Or will you be content to build the most epic timmy statue the world has ever seen?

Join our Minecraft SMP today and discover the true meaning of timmy. And remember, on our server, being a timmy is not just a title – it’s a way of life.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	87	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Billionaire City

Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Towny

OUT NOW IN BETA JOIN OUR DISCORD to be updated and get the free OG Rank! THIS AWAITS YOU IN BILLIONAIRE CITY: – Optimized Economy System made for maximum competitiveness – Houses, Plots and Apartments that you can either rent, buy or lease to other players – A new and well thought-through Job system that will get you going right away We are looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	772
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Void Gems Collected:	31
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.