TimeWarpCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Zombie Dances:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Falling into the Void:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, feixiao 0910, feixiao files, feixiao general, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, general, Honkai, Imaginary Erudition, Light Cone Banners, Minecraft, myriad celestia, Nothing to Laugh At, Rail, Rappa, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template, Tools

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchantments Applied:	242	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Emeralds Found:	4027
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

AITAH, Backpack, clothes, clothes ownership, co parenting, confusion, CraftyDaughter, DAUGHTER, daughter’s clothes, daughter’s name, ex, initials, Keeping, mad, Minecraft, Mother, outfits, Petty, Server, tags, Washing, Writing

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	543	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

Named, pet, PetNameSMP

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Void Gems Collected:	17
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

HezbollahHavoc, Minecraft, Server

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Emeralds Found:	1186	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

aggression, Alliance, Arctic, arctic circle, ArcticCraftWar, cold war, Conflict, Defense, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, military readiness, nato, preparedness, russia, SECURITY, strategy, territorial disputes, War

come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Zombie Dances:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Bodily Mysteries Server

bodily, Mysteries, Server

join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Alien Abductions:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	7
Secret Passages Found:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Chimeras Created:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4