TimeWarpCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

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ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
New Chunks Explored:	966623	Falling into the Void:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Imaginary Erudition? Look no further than our server, where you can hunt for treasures like the Arrow that Seeks the Stars! Our server is so epic, even Black Swan would be impressed.

Join us for a chance to fly like Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue and laugh your way through Nothing to Laugh At. Our server is filled with more excitement than a Feixiao Files leak and more resources than you can shake a stick at.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness! Who needs Redeemable Codes when you have access to our server’s insane features? So what are you waiting for? Dive into the craziness today!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	229

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

D I M E S M i n e c r a f t S M P

DIMES, Faction, long tail tags

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join – DIMES faction! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server.

Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of spawn. Why, you may ask? Because potatoes are the true rulers of the Minecraft world, obviously. And that player became known as the Potato King, ruling over all with a starchy fist.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night, where players can dance the night away to the sweet tunes of Creeper remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a dancing Enderman showing off his sick moves.

Join us on DIMES faction for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of potato worship. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in this wacky world? So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CraftyDaughter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take clothing disputes to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of marking your territory on your child’s clothes to prevent any sneaky ex-partners from claiming them as their own.

We understand the importance of keeping track of your child’s wardrobe, so we encourage all players to write their child’s name or initials on every piece of clothing they purchase. Not only does this prevent confusion, but it also adds an extra layer of protection against clothing thieves!

Join us for epic battles over laundry disputes, where the stakes are high and the drama is real. Will you be the ultimate clothing protector, or will you fall victim to a cunning ex-partner’s scheme? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	38	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

HotelCraft: NoAirportSleep

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about being left alone in a creepy unknown place like poor 20F in the airport! Join us and you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who will always have your back, even if your phone charger gets spilled on.

Our server is like a virtual hotel, but without the loud drilling noises and bright ceiling lights that never turn off. You can build your own cozy virtual home and never have to sleep on the floor again!

And don’t worry about connecting flights being cancelled, because in our Minecraft world, the only thing getting cancelled is boring gameplay. Join us now and let the fun and adventure begin! Who needs a UK visa when you can travel to amazing virtual worlds with just a click of a button?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	New Chunks Explored:	603791
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PetNameSMP: Who U Named Ur Pet After

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where naming your pet after something boring is a crime punishable by banishment to the Nether! Seriously, we once had a player who named their dog “Spot” and let’s just say they haven’t been seen since.

Join us if you want to live in a world where every pet has a legendary name like “Sir Barksalot the Third” or “Princess Meowington.” Our server is filled with epic quests, insane challenges, and a community that will make you laugh until you cry (or maybe that’s just the creeper explosions).

So come on, join us and show off your creativity by naming your pet after the most ridiculous thing you can think of. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the stuff of server legends!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Mines Excavated:	3196

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

BlockyWorldChanger

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server will blow your mind (literally)!

Join our server if you want to uncover the secrets of the universe and learn things that will make you question reality itself. We have hidden dungeons filled with dancing llamas, rainbow-colored creepers, and talking cows that give out life advice.

Once you join, you’ll be greeted by a group of friendly zombies who just want to have a dance party with you. And don’t even get us started on the giant chickens that roam the land, laying golden eggs that you can use as currency in our virtual marketplace.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join our server and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Who knew a simple game could be so absurdly entertaining?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HezbollahHavoc Minecraft Server

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yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got air strikes goin down like it’s nobody’s business. we just destroyed 100 hezbollah rocket launchers with our epic skills. come join the madness and see what other insane shenanigans we got goin on. build, battle, and blow stuff up with us. it’s gonna be a blast, literally. so what u waitin for? join now and let’s wreck some havoc together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

ArcticCraftWar: Russia vs NATO

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come join our epic minecraft server where we are as ready for war as russia is for arctic war with nato! we have polar bears riding tanks, penguins launching missiles, and snowmen with bazookas! you can build your own ice fortress and defend it against enemy invasions, or team up with your friends to conquer the arctic wasteland. join now and show nato who’s boss in the frozen tundra of minecraft!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Chimeras Created:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Bodily Mysteries Server

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join our epic minecraft server where you can build a house out of GIANT CHEESE BLOCKS and ride on flying pigs to battle evil unicorns with LASER EYES.

we have secret portals that lead to a land made entirely of CANDY where you can ride on marshmallow clouds and duel with gummy bears for ultimate supremacy.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary DIAMOND BANANA that grants you unlimited power and turns all your enemies into fluffy bunnies.

come join us and explore the mysteries of the universe while riding on rainbow llamas and fighting off zombie chickens with your trusty rubber chicken sword.

who needs to know what’s happening inside your body when you can be living out your wildest dreams in our insane minecraft world?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Magic Items Found:	2197
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Runes Activated:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Ores Mined:	2674

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

ProteinCraft: High-Fat Fun!

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Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, man! We got pigs flying, cows doing backflips, and chickens laying golden eggs! It’s like a freakin’ circus up in here!

And get this, if you join now, you’ll get a special potion that turns you into a super buff warrior with diamond armor and a sword that shoots fireballs! You’ll be unstoppable, bro!

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep underground that’s guarded by a pack of evil zombie villagers. But if you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a mountain of diamonds and emeralds!

So come on, join the madness and let’s conquer this crazy Minecraft world together! Who needs real life when you can have this much fun, am I right?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Runes Activated:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Ace7MC

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Discover a versatile Minecraft server with four exciting options:

Creative Server: An open world where you can build and design without limits. Survival Vanilla: Classic survival gameplay with added perks to enhance your experience. MysticArcana: A unique server mode featuring the custom MysticArcana plugin, offering specialized classes and gameplay twists. SMP Community: Join our whitelist to become part of a close-knit community, with the option to host your own world.

Whether you’re into creative building, survival adventures, magical gameplay, or running your own SMP world, our server has something for everyone.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Executed Network

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Join us in this brand new minecraft server What we offer? Kit-PvP Lifesteal And events Partner for even free events!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dimension Hops:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Welcome to Alathra: Where you can pretend you’re a Minecraft president and start Minecraft wars for fun and giggles!

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Alathra: New Frontiers

A Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server. NOW WITH ALL NEW FISHING!

IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/VCEvJ4kE
Website	https://alathra.com/

Alathra is one of the top searched and played world building server in the world! Maybe you are looking to join one of the grand towns and nations across Alathra. Maybe you want to start your own in undeveloped land. Perhaps your goal is to master trade and become a wealthy merchant. What about starting your own player-run guild, or starting a new religion? Maybe you just want to be a hermit and live alone on a mountain.

All of this is possible on Alathra because here players tell the story. Alathra is full of characters, nations, cultures, and organizations. Many battles and wars have been fought. There are heroes, there are villains, and plenty that fall somewhere in between. Will you make your mark on the history of Alathra? Start your journey today!

Key Features:

Custom Fishing
Towny
Lore, RP & Worldbuilding
Custom World
Custom Plugins
Movecraft
Brewing
Custom Mobs and Animals
Custom Nether Mobs and Biomes

For more detailed FAQ, please refer to the extensive FAQ below.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I start my own town or city?	Yes, with Towny you can create your own towns and cities or join existing ones.
Is there a unique lore and roleplay aspect to Alathra?	Yes, Alathra focuses on lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, allowing players to create their own stories.
Are there custom plugins on Alathra?	Yes, there are custom plugins developed by the Alathra team to enhance gameplay.
Can I create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, Movecraft allows players to create moveable ships, from small boats to large vessels.
Are there custom mobs and animals on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra features custom passive and aggressive mobs, adding to the gameplay experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Void Gems Collected:	16
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Boss Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our fearless leader is none other than the legendary Skibidi Sigma, who will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re playing a blocky game.

Join us for epic battles against hordes of evil Goons, who are always up to no good and will keep you on your toes. But don’t worry, our community is always ready to lend a hand and ask the important questions like “how long until we defeat these pesky Goons?”

So come on down and join the madness, where the only rule is to have a good time. And remember, when Skibidi says jump, you ask how high!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Potions Brewed:	60	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4