TimeWarpCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCrafterz SMP: WatchMoji!

animated movie, animated show, animation, cartoon, classic, Entertainment, family friendly, Favorite, film, iconic, memorable, Minecrafterz, must see, must watch, must watch list, Nostalgia, Popular, recommended, smp, television, Timeless, Top Picks, WatchMoji

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs off of cliffs, battling giant chickens with diamond swords, and building houses out of nothing but TNT! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground bunker filled with treasure, guarded by a pack of evil llamas wearing top hats. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made out of candy!

So if you’re ready to embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, by all the TNT)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

ForgetMeNotCraft

ForgetMeNotCraft, Impactful, lasting impression, life changing, Memories, Significant, unforgettable, unforgettable achievement, unforgettable bond, unforgettable encounter, unforgettable event, unforgettable experience, unforgettable feeling, unforgettable journey, unforgettable lesson, unforgettable memory, unforgettable milestone, unforgettable moment, unforgettable person, unforgettable story, unforgettable time

The time you joined our Minecraft server and got attacked by a gang of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords! It was a wild ride, but don’t worry, our friendly staff members were there to help you fend them off with enchanted golden carrots. Join us for more epic adventures and unforgettable moments – just watch out for those sneaky bunnies!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Void Gems Collected:	34	Dragon Eggs Found:	3578
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PagerPals Minecraft Server

Black Market, Bulgarian company, communication devices, criminal organization, Disappearance, eastern europe, fugitive, hezbollah, illegal sales, international crime, investigation, law enforcement, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, missing person, OWNER, PagerPals, pagers, Report, security threat, Server, suspicious activity, Terrorism

join our epic minecraft server where the owner of a bulgarian company selling pagers to hezbollah has gone missing! why, you ask? because he was too busy playing on our server and got lost in the virtual world! come join the fun and maybe you’ll find him wandering around, trying to sell pagers to creepers! who knows what other crazy adventures await you on this server! come join now for a chance to be part of this wild and wacky story!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

CraftyUkrainians

Army, communications, confidential information, CraftyUkrainians, Cyber Security, cyber warfare, data breach, digital communication, Government, Information Security, intelligence, messaging app, Military, national security, Officials, privacy, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Telegram, Ukraine

so, like, ukraine be all like “yo, government and army peeps, stop using telegram cuz russia be sneaky and might be reading our messages, like, RUDE”

but like, who needs telegram when you can join our EPIC minecraft server, where russia can’t spy on you cuz we got secret anti-spying potions and stuff.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and non-stop fun! plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from any sneaky russians trying to mess with us.

so ditch telegram and join our server, where the only thing spying on you is our pet creeper named bob. he’s cool tho, just don’t give him any tnt.

come join the madness, we promise it’ll be a blast! 🚀🤪🔥

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Corpse Detection System

Attuned, corpse, DETECTION, identified, mechanism stops operating, presence of corpses, receptor, removing dead cells, signal, spatially tuned, surprising mechanism, System

lol imagine a minecraft server where u gotta remove dead cells to survive! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with a twist! u gotta be spatially tuned to the presence of corpses or else u die! but watch out, if one receptor disappears, the whole mechanism stops operating! it’s like a crazy game of survival and strategy, join now if u dare!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Shadow garden SMP

Adventure, Buy, challenge, Economy, Empire, expand, ISLAND, marketplace, Minecraft, PROFITS, PvP, rare items, Sell, Server, shadow garden SMP, Skyblock, Survival, THRIVING, Trade, Ultimate, Void

Dive into the ultimate Skyblock adventure where your survival skills will be put to the test! On our server, you’ll start with nothing but a tiny island in the sky and a dream of thriving in the vast void. Can you turn a small plot of land into a bustling empire? Advanced Economy – Trade, buy, and sell items in our dynamic marketplace. Use your profits to expand your island and acquire rare items.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Dimension Hops:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Pearly Gates of Valhalla: Where progress comes with a side of laughter

Achievements, alliances, Boss Battles, building, Challenges, Community, Custom Items, Dungeons, Dynamic world, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, GATES, Laughter, Loot, Minigames, pearly, progress, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Side, Skill Progression, smp, Survival, Valhalla

Welcome to The Gates of Valhalla

Overview
Step Beyond Ordinary Gaming – Welcome to Valhalla! Innovative Progression Like Never Before Fresh, Untouched World Awaits Unleash Your Inner Hero with Epic Quests Survive the Night’s Perils Join a Thriving, Close-Knit Community Jump In Now – The Server Just Opened!

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is The Gates of Valhalla?	The Gates of Valhalla is a Minecraft server offering innovative progression, a fresh world, epic quests, challenging night perils, and a thriving community.
How do I join the server?	You can join the server using the IP gates.ValhallaCraft.org.
Is there a Discord for the server?	Yes, you can join the server’s Discord at https://www.valhallacraft.org.
What sets The Gates of Valhalla apart from other Minecraft servers?	The server offers exclusive abilities, rare items, prestigious ranks, dynamic storylines, weekly events, and a close-knit community.
What can I expect in terms of gameplay on The Gates of Valhalla?	Players can experience a journey of discovery and power, with evolving world challenges, unique quests, and game-changing loot rewards.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Imperial Craft Minecraft Server

capitalism, Colonialism, Craft, economic exploitation, global power dynamics, historical context, Human nature, Imperial, imperialism, imperialism analysis, imperialism consequences, imperialism critique, imperialism debate, imperialism ideology, imperialism imperialism theory, imperialism justification, imperialism motives, imperialism perspectives, imperialism resistance, Minecraft, political domination, Server, social inequality, theory

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you anti-capitalist gamers out there! Join us as we overthrow the capitalist pigs and build a utopian society in Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground bunker where we hide all the diamonds we’ve stolen from the bourgeoisie. Join us and become a diamond-stealing rebel!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret society of communist chickens who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join their cause or fight against them? The choice is yours on our revolutionary Minecraft server!

So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and be a part of the most epic anti-capitalist Minecraft adventure ever? Join now and let’s overthrow the system, one block at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

24 Hour Hunger Games Minecraft SMP #07

battle, Board, challenge, Code, Competition, deathmatch, Game, games, host, hour, Hunger, Hunger Games, Hunger Games #07, image, kill, Minecraft, name.., neater, Serve, smp, strategy, Survival, tributes, volunteer, volunteering

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us as we unleash mayhem and madness in a world where anything goes.

Picture this: you enter the game with a quirky image and a hilarious name, only to find yourself in a battle to the death with other players. Watch as they kill each other off in ridiculous ways, from falling into lava to getting attacked by a pack of angry chickens.

But wait, there’s more! To make things even crazier, we’re asking for 24 tributes to volunteer for the ultimate showdown. Want to join in on the fun? Just suggest a code and be the first to serve it up! It’s a free-for-all of epic proportions, so don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this insane adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and get ready for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast)!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RedFlagIgnorerMC SMP

avoidance, coping mechanisms, denial, emotional well being, ignoring, introspection, Life, mental health, personal boundaries, red flag, RedFlagIgnorerMC, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self reflection, self-care, self-destructive behavior, self-sabotage, smp, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, warning signs

Are you tired of ignoring red flags in your life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and ignore all the red flags in-game instead! We have a community of players who have mastered the art of ignoring warning signs, whether it’s a creeper sneaking up on you or a sketchy deal at the trading post. Trust us, you’ll fit right in with our red-flag ignoring crew. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world, but only those brave enough to ignore all the red flags will be able to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the chaos!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

RegretCraft: Oopsies & Blunders

acceptance, biggest regret, Blunders, forgiveness, hindsight, introspection, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with no regrets, looking back, missed opportunities, moving forward, Oopsies, overcoming regrets, past mistakes, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection

Have you ever regretted not joining a Minecraft server that had unicorns as mounts, diamond armor that made you invincible, and a secret underground base filled with treasure? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t join our server! Don’t let your biggest regret be missing out on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Join us now and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	Mines Excavated:	3623

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CraftyPixel Minecraft Server

Billions, Conflict, CraftyPixel, financial aid, gaza, Government, Hamas, Haniyeh, international relations, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, Palestinian state, peace process, political decision making, Politics, REJECTED, resistance, Reveals, Server, Son, Terrorism

so like, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like, haniyeh rejected billions and a palestinian state, son reveals! like, what even is that?! come join us and uncover the mysteries of the universe while building epic structures and battling crazy monsters! who needs billions when u can have blocks?! join now for the ultimate adventure!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Dimension Hops:	10

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Crafty Insomniac’s Realm

Aging population, all-cause mortality, association, chronic conditions, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, Crafty, dementia status, health, insomniacs, life expectancy, Medical research, mortality rate, neurodegenerative diseases, older adults, Poor sleep quality, public health, Realm, risk factors, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep patterns, US

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your insomnia! Join us and experience the wildest adventures that will keep you up all night!

Forget about boring old age problems like dementia, because on our server, you’ll be too busy fighting off creepers and exploring epic dungeons to even remember your own name! Plus, who needs to worry about all-cause mortality when you’re respawning every time you die?

So come on, join us on the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who needs sleep when you can be living it up in a virtual world full of excitement and endless possibilities? Let’s goooooo!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PlayHostServers

Adventure, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Redstone, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Realm/Server/World: Server – PLAYHOST.SERVERS

Number of players: 30+

Length of Play Session (MUST be actively playing): 1 hour+

Gametype: Survival | No Griefing/Steal (no cheating allowed) | good plugins

Language: English

Availabe now you can join anytime & invite your friends

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

“Join THE CLUB SMP, where ‘vanilla’ is for ice cream, not Minecraft. Come for the shenanigans, stay for the awkward banter!” 🏕️

[LGBTQ+ Friendly], & Ghast Grief, +18, 10GB RAM, Accelerated Leaf Decay, AMD Ryzen 5 7600X, anti-creeper., application, awkward, banter, club, cream, discord server, Enderman, Fabric, Geophilic, Hermitcraft-like, Ice, Join, Minecarts now run 4x faster, Minecraft, Mobs & Players Drop Heads, Online webmap, ServUX, Shenanigans, simple voice chat, smp, stay, Stony Cliffs Are Cool, Structory, Vanilla, Whitelist

ABOUT US
The Club SMP is an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server started in early 2022 with the goal of uniting a community of friends using Minecraft as a medium. We believe that true fun in Minecraft comes with the interactions and friends you make while playing. Whether you are a beginner or a long-time veteran of the game, we welcome you with open arms to our family!


Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

Alongside our amazing community, we also boast a fully self-hosted dedicated machine for the server, running modern blazing-fast hardware topped off with carefully tweaked server-sided optimization mods. This ensures minimal impact of lag while maintaining vanilla parity and allows our players to focus on what matters the most: gameplay. Furthermore, this setup allows us to have room for expansion, with a future plan of providing an accessible test/creative server for the community to plan their projects.

MODS & TWEAKS
We run a variety of server-sided optimization and QoL mods to enhance the player experience. We also provide our players with a custom (optional) client modpack, tailored for performance and useful features. Players playing on the vanilla client will still be able to connect to the server, as all mods used are strictly client-sided or server-sided!

APPLICATION
Our application process consists of a form + short interview to carefully select candidates. Follow the steps below to get whitelisted!:

FAQ Questions & Answers

Question	Answer
What is the age requirement to join the server?	Players must be 18+ to join The Club SMP server.
Can I use mods on the server?	Players can use the custom client modpack provided or play on the vanilla client. All mods used are either client-sided or server-sided.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server, read the server guide and rules, submit an application via the application link, wait for someone to contact you for a short interview, and receive application decision and whitelist status.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	30
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Void Gems Collected:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	3