TimeSpaceCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoLongerPro Minecraft SMP

adaptation, aging, Athletics, balance, coordination, Declining abilities, Endurance, Exercise, FITNESS, flexibility, health, Injury prevention, Minecraft, Mobility, muscle memory, NoLongerPro, persistence, physical limitations, Rehabilitation, resilience, smp, sports, strength training

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	7964
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8148
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, the most epic server ever! Like, seriously, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. They can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into cute little kittens. And the best part is, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots laser beams out of its eyes. I know, right?!

But wait, there’s more! The whole server is built on a giant floating island made of candy. And every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing llamas appears to serenade you. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, there’s a secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to party. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie breakdancing to dubstep.

So yeah, if you want to experience the most insane, hilarious, and mind-blowing Minecraft SMP of all time, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sides split from laughing so hard. It’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

H8U2BLOCKS

best response, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, emotions, Empathy, forgiveness, growth, H8U2BLOCKS, hate, healing, Kindness, love, Maturity, positivity, relationships, self esteem, self worth, self-care, Understanding

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6120
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	3065	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Animals Bred:	191

Join our Minecraft server and unleash your inner troll! Our community is filled with players who thrive on chaos and mischief. So the next time someone says “I hate you”, you can respond with a well-timed prank or a hilarious joke that will leave them laughing instead. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to pull pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and have a good time, join us now!

GasBlock Minecraft Server

Conflict, crisis management., Diplomacy, eastern europe, ENERGY, energy security, european union, gas, GasBlock, Geopolitics, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Minecraft, Moldova, Natural resources, Négotiation, Politics, russia, sanctions, separatists, Server, statehood, supply chain

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4997
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Magic Items Found:	5003	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1

come join our server, where the only thing getting cut off is the gas to Moldovan separatists! we don’t mess around with humanitarian crises, we’re too busy building epic castles and battling dragons. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re in a virtual Russia (minus the gas shortages). so grab your pickaxe and get ready for some crazy adventures on our server!

SiriCraft: Apple Payin’ $95m

95m, Apple, class action, compensation, confidential information, consumer rights, Court, data collection, digital privacy, lawsuit, Legal, listening case, Pay, payin, privacy, SETTLE, SETTLEMENT, siri, SiriCraft, Smart Devices, Technology, voice assistant

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Chimeras Created:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	94
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

lol imagine if siri was actually listening to all your convos like a lil spy? well on our minecraft server, we promise our mods are NOT listening to your convos, unless you want them to lol. join us for a chance to win $95m from apple for being the best minecraft player ever. who needs siri when you have us? come join the fun and maybe get rich in the process. we promise not to spy on you, unless you’re into that sorta thing. just kidding. or are we? join to find out!

Aspiring Actor Roleplay

Acting, acting career, acting gig, acting job, acting role, Actor, actors life, Aspiring, aspiring actor, aspiring artist, aspiring performer, aspiring star, aspiring talent, Auditioning, career goals, casting call, double role, dream job, easy job, hollywood dreams, on set, role playing, Roleplay

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5571
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Emeralds Found:	6096	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	326
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got pigs dat can fly and cows dat can do backflips. also, our diamonds sparkle brighter dan ur mom’s jewelry collection.

once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret portal dat led to a land filled with talking chickens. dey told him jokes and gave him enchanted eggs dat hatched into baby dragons. it was lit.

if u join dis server, u will become the ruler of a kingdom made entirely of cake. u can eat ur way to victory and defeat ur enemies with frosting.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the possibilities are as endless as a never-ending bowl of spaghetti. trust me, u won’t regret it.

HerpesCraft: The Alzheimers Adventure

Adventure, alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s disease, Alzheimer’s pathology, brain health, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, findings, Herpes simplex virus, herpes virus, HerpesCraft, infectious diseases, Medical research, neurodegenerative disease, neurological disorders, neurology, pathology, research, researchers, scientific discovery, study, University of Pittsburgh, viral infection

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	126
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

lolz come join our minecraft server cuz did u know that herpes virus might drive alzheimer’s pathology??! yea u heard that right, we got all the crazy science stuff happening on our server. u can build ur own lab and conduct experiments on zombies infected with herpes virus, watch them slowly turn into alzheimer’s patients. it’s a wild ride, trust me. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures. join now and uncover the mysteries of herpes and alzheimer’s in minecraft style!

Laim Craft server Minecraft

banner, Custom crafts, Customization, Laim Craft, Minecraft, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	458
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Vanilla Survival! however, custom crafts and much more have been added!

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Kronii’s Timeless Realm 1.21.3

1.21.3, ame, bittersweet, cry, date, emotional, Farewell, Fauna, Friends, graduation ceremony, graduation date, heartfelt farewells, hololive, Kronii, Kroniis, moving out, Realm, scheduled, Shambles, Tears, Timeless, totsu, Virtual idol, Vtuber

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1594
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Emeralds Found:	4803
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Votes:	1413	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	51	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, totally lit!

Kronii is like, moving out on the same day as Fauna’s graduation, so she doesn’t have to show her ugly cry face in public.

I heard she was a mess during Ame’s graduation, like, full-on waterworks and snot bubbles, man.

If you wanna witness some real drama and emotional breakdowns, you gotta hop on this server, it’s gonna be wild!

Pixelated Madness

C development, C syntax, c#, C++ best practices, C++ concepts, C++ language, C++ libraries, C++ Programming, C++ programming techniques, C++ standards, Code, coding, computer programming, computer science, madness, pixelated, programming, Programming Languages, Software Development, software engineering, STDs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magic Items Found:	7031
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Yo yo yo, welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in town! We got all the crazy stuff you never knew you needed, like C++ code filled with STDs! Join us for a wild ride filled with madness and mayhem. Don’t miss out, come join the fun now!

CraftyGrandpaJr

ah, baby, Completely, compromise, CraftyGrandpaJr, Disregard, Father, Future, gender, girl, husband’s father, love, middle name, Naming, Negotiate, passed away, Pregnancy, Refuse, shoot down, Son, Upset

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3395
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Are you tired of dealing with baby name drama in real life? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all your naming woes behind as you embark on epic adventures in a blocky world.

On our server, you can build a virtual nursery for your Minecraft baby, complete with pixelated cribs and diamond-studded pacifiers. And don’t worry about your husband insisting on naming your virtual son after his deceased dad – here, you can name your Minecraft babies whatever outrageous names you desire!

So come join us on our server and let your creativity run wild. Who knows, maybe you’ll end up naming your Minecraft son after a creeper or a zombie pigman. The possibilities are endless, just like the blocks in Minecraft!

GiftedGamer21 – Minecraft SMP

best gift ever, cherished gift, gift from the heart, gift of appreciation, gift of gratitude, gift of love, gift that brought me joy, gift that I will never forget., gift that made me cry, gift that made me feel special, gift that showed love, gift that showed thoughtfulness, gift that touched my heart, gift with meaning, GiftedGamer21, heartfelt gift, meaningful gift, memorable gift, Minecraft, sentimental gift, smp, special gift, thoughtful gift

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2165
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic gift exchange events everrrr! Like one time, someone gave me a diamond sword with looting 3 and I was like yasss queen slayyyy! It meant so much to me because I could finally slay those pesky creepers with style, you know what I mean?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret Santa event where you can gift someone a stack of dirt and pretend it’s the most valuable thing in the game. It’s hilarious, trust me. Plus, we have a tradition where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mob and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild, I tell ya.

So come join us on this crazy SMP and experience the most thoughtful and wacky gift exchanges you’ve ever seen. And who knows, maybe you’ll receive a gift that will make your Minecraft dreams come true. See you in the game, fellow gamers! #blessed #diamondswordforlife 🎁🎮🔥

MineCraftLit

bestseller, book lovers, book recommendation, classic, Contemporary, Educational, enlightening, essential reading, Fiction, Impactful, inspiring, literary gem, Literature, MineCraftLit, must-read, non-fiction, page-turner, reading list, Thought-provoking, Timeless, top pick

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2502
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further! Our server is like reading “War and Peace” while riding a rollercoaster made of Jell-O. Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking cows, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. Who needs books when you can experience the ultimate adventure in Minecraft? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons)!

Flight2BlockHezCash

anti-terrorism measures, Beirut, financial regulations, financial transactions, Flight2BlockHezCash, government intervention., hezbollah, Hezbollah funding, Hezbollah support, illegal activities, illicit money transfers, international relations, Iranian flight, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, money laundering, political tensions, sanctions, security concerns, terrorism financing, transfer of funds

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Animals Bred:	98	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Potions Brewed:	103
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Endless Night Skies:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have crazier stories than Lebanon trying to stop funds going to Hezbollah through some random Iranian flight to Beirut 😂 like seriously, who even comes up with this stuff?

But for real, our server is lit 🔥 we got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, talking pigs that give out free diamonds, and a secret underground disco party with all the mobs getting down 🕺

Plus, we have the best PvP battles you’ll ever experience, like seriously, it’s more intense than a creeper sneaking up on you while you’re mining diamonds 😱

So come join us and let’s have a blast together, because why not? Life’s too short to not have fun on a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this one 🤪

Protein Pals Minecraft Server

age, education, health effects, ill health, Loneliness, loneliness and health, loneliness consequences, loneliness effects, loneliness impact, loneliness research, loneliness study, loneliness study findings, mental health, Minecraft, PALS, physical health, protein, protein analysis, protein levels, self-reported loneliness, Server, sex, social factors, social isolation

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ores Mined:	1366
Potions Brewed:	64	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

come join our minecraft server, where loneliness is a thing of the past! we have crazy parties every night with all your blocky friends. we found out that playing on our server actually increases your protein levels, making you healthier than ever before. forget about being sad and lonely, join us and be surrounded by a community of fellow gamers who will always have your back. plus, our server is so lit that even the proteins are partying with us. so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and say goodbye to loneliness forever!

Game Haven Retreat 1.21.4

1.21.4, Buying games, consumerism, Decision making, digital downloads, Digital Media, Entertainment, financial decisions, Game, game creators, game developers, game ownership, game ownership rights, game purchase, Gaming, Gaming Community, gaming industry, Haven, interactive entertainment, leisure activities, popular games, Retreat, supporting developers, video games

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	1005
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Lol, bro, if you didn’t buy this game, then what are you even doing with your life? Like, seriously, this Minecraft server is where all the cool kids hang out.

We got pigs that can fly, bro. I’m not even kidding. And the cows? They can breakdance like nobody’s business.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the zombies. They’re like, the best dancers in the whole server. It’s like Thriller up in here 24/7.

And the best part? The creepers are actually super chill. They just want to give you hugs, man. HUGS.

So, like, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, weirdest Minecraft server ever, then you better hop on this train, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	101/700	Votes:	3100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Star Shards Collected:	138	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13