Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7458
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Animals Bred:	74
Zombie Dances:	10	Divine Spears Created:	24
Void Gems Collected:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5629
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magic Crystals Found:	14

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	29
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	205	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1387
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	26
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2509
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Magic Items Found:	6581	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Animals Bred:	50	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Towns Built:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Battle Standards Raised:	15

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	9222
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	121
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	370
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Falling into the Void:	0
Potions Brewed:	184	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Votes:	7772	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	170
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Villages Defended:	15
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Void Gems Collected:	33
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	2176
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Ores Mined:	2356	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

Looking for staff + builders! Apply in our discord<3

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	1437
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	13

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	7630
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4314
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com

Suralt

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	2850
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	310
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Enchantments Applied:	283
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0

Welcome to Suralt – Your Ultimate Minecraft Survival Experience! Dive into the immersive world of Suralt, where adventure knows no bounds! We offer a unique and exciting Minecraft survival server packed with a plethora of awesome features and plugins designed to enhance your gameplay.

Features: Custom Enchants: Unleash the power of custom enchantments to give your gear an edge in battles and exploration. Jobs and Skills: Choose your path and master various skills to earn in-game currency and unique abilities. Whether you’re a skilled miner or a master builder, Suralt rewards your expertise! Leaderboards: Climb to the top and showcase your skills on our leaderboards. Compete with friends and fellow players to earn your place among the best! Discord Integration: Stay connected with our community through Discord! Join discussions, participate in events, and never miss out on the latest server news. Ranks: Progress through our unique ranking system to unlock exciting perks, commands, and abilities. The more you play, the more you can achieve!

play.suralt.net

Safe Haven

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Farms Harvested:	347	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Safe Haven is a community-based server with SMP, Creative, a few minigames, and more in development! We have friendly staff and an incredible community welcoming to all!

SMP: – No griefing – PVP toggleable – McMMO

Creative: – Rank system – Free Worldedit and VoxelSniper

We also have Hide and Seek and other community minigames! IP: safehavensmp.apexmc.co OR 172.240.174.132:25576 (1.20.1) We hope you have fun! -Safe Haven Community

safehavensmp.apexmc.co