Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/800	Votes:	6678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Animals Bred:	161
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	5603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	4466	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/400	Votes:	151
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Votes:	4103	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Rainbows Spotted:	5

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	4166
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	59	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	29
Towns Built:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	4831
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mines Excavated:	3723	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Zombie Dances:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/800	Votes:	1262
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Runes Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8153
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	5492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/300	Votes:	812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	457
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	4862
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Potions Brewed:	52	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/600	Votes:	8324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	247	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Enchantments Applied:	244	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Votes:	3735	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Potions Brewed:	174

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/500	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	7709
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/1000	Votes:	939
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ores Mined:	1107
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	4263
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com