Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4564
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Minecraft Civils

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9029
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5278	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dimension Hops:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

play.sivils.net

VenatusMC

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	8075
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Crops Grown:	2410	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

Welcome to VenatusMC! Join NationSMP today!! Build your nation and create the biggest empire!!! Why does this description have to be so long? Also, why haven’t you joined yet? 🙂

play.venatusmc.com:25594

UnitMC

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Crops Grown:	5805
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Welcome to UNIT PRISON!We’re the place to go if you’re looking for a PvP based prison server!IP: unitprison.com Website: store.unitprison.com Discord: discord.gg/unit

unitmc.org

DoonPlex

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	3080
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
New Chunks Explored:	703519	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7120	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

45.126.209.171:25627

CraftMC.PL

Anarchy, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7078
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	132
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	27
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	192	Villages Defended:	14

CraftMC.PL – Your Minecraft server!Available versions: 1.8-1.20 Number of slots: 2000 The latest versions only with us! Join us on the CraftMC.PL server

craftmc.pl

Globecraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4052
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

PLAY.GLOBECRAFT.XYZ [JAVA 1.18-1.20.1]Globecraft is a nation-building Minecraft server with an earth map based on a plugin called Towny. Towny allows you to create a town and claim chunks to protect your territory. Furthermore, you can create and join nations to increase your power and collaborate with other towns. This and the the map itself means that you can create nations and towns with geographical accuracy, allowing you to roleplay your way into this geopolitical server. Our website, the dynmap, and the discord server allows you to grasp the full picture and keep up with everything going on on the server.Forge your own destiny today, at play.globecraft.xyz.

play.globecraft.xyz

VanillaHub

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4192
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Towns Built:	6	Magic Items Found:	4445

1.20 HAS JUST HAPPENED ON VANILLAHUB!An active survival server, that brings new and exciting updates regularly. Including custom cosmetics to customize your player, epic events and much more! We also have a very active discord server to chat with the whole community! https://discord.gg/vh– Item based shopping district– (/rtp) RTP at spawn– (/keepinv) Toggleable keep inventory– (/claim) Claims and grief protection

vanillahub.net

PokeRetreat

Pixelmon, Roleplay

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	New Chunks Explored:	582282
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ores Mined:	3050
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	0	Buildings Constructed:	49
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

IP » play.pokeretreat.com Website »https://store.pokeretreat.com/ Discord » https://discord.gg/B4sq2bUkzpPokeRetreat is a server providing the popular Cobblemon mod. At PokeRetreat, we strive to bring the best quality gameplay for all players in mind, whilst trying to build and connect a community together. IMPORTANT: We’re a fabric server on minecraft version 1.20.1 please download the cobblemon mod here: https://modrinth.com/mod/cobblemon or if you’re on technic search for cobblemon and download the fabric version » Features: • #1 Cobblemon Experience • Customized Builds • GTS • Events • Player Gyms

play.pokeretreat.com

RawMinecraft 2.0

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

[email protected].

RawMinecraft2.mcserv.co

VortexNetwork

Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2785
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Vortex Network (CRACKED)As of currently, we have two unique gamemodes: Prisons and Skyblock. Both give a balanced and unique experience that is different from all other servers.Skyblock consists of features such as: Ore Totems, Island Upgrades, Custom coded Chunk Hoppers, Custom Coded Mobs/Stacking system, Island Worth, UNIQUE Replatantable Seeds system, Free flight, Equipment Paths (Custom system for enchants), /claim system and much more!Prisons consists of features such as: Player Advancements, Mining Levels, Pickaxe Energy, Pickaxe Crystals, Key Backpacks, 12+ Custom Enchants, Key Backpacks, Special Crates, Cryptics, Lucky Crates, Mine Crates, Donor Rankupgrades and much much more! You can join our discord to know more about the prison server features!https://discord.gg/sES3aRn VortexNetwork.me

VortexNetwork.me

RTVCRAFT

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to RTV Craft! This is a semi-vanilla survival server. Claiming! The messenger! Jobs! Shop! RTP! TPA! And so much more!

rtv_craft.apexmc.co:25667

Alternative World

Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4516
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Survival Server with a lot of features– Custom Terrain – Custom Structure – Multi Currency – Cross Platform

playmc.alt-w.net

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Magic Items Found:	8631	Villages Defended:	17
Dragon Scales Harvested:	493	Void Armor Forged:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

glitchy.mc-server.eu:30045

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Potions Brewed:	65	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	21

sweetpeamc.com

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	69
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

vh.casualcrafters.net