Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	2309
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Gods Slained:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Magic Items Found:	4458	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Grimwood

PvE, Roleplay, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Mines Excavated:	3245	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Crops Grown:	7827
Farms Harvested:	819	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3696	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Welcome to Grimwood! We are a whitelisted server that has rolled four previous SMPs into one complete community. Our goal is to continue garnering an awesome player base where we can all build and have fun together. Apply on Discord: dsc.gg/grimwood

If you are looking for a place to create new friendships and experiences, this is the server for you!

Our structure is primarily a vanilla server, though we do have some extra features to offer. The biggest of which being dungeons with custom mobs; these are meant to be taken on with a team (or solo if you’re up for a challenge!). As well as a player created market where you are able to buy and sell with others in Grimwood.

The Great War has ended, peace is in our grasps! Help rebuild Grimwood from the devastation of war. Beware though, peace isn’t fulfilled yet, Malichias is still around, and it is up to you to stop him…

grimwood.cc

AethraCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Void Armor Forged:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Start carving your journey at AethraCraft!

AethraCraft is a server built to provide an excellent quality gameplay experience to players. AethraCraft is a friendly environment with very active staffs to assist you and help you. Experience a no lag gameplay with our pre-generated world. Work your way up to the top by grinding with our economy plugin, jobs plugin, custom enchantments, rank system, mcmmo, claims and many more! It currently has survival gamemode with plans of expanding and offering more gamemodes in the future.

SERVER IP: ⇒ PLAY.AETHRACRAFT.COM STORE: ⇒ STORE.AETHRACRAFT.COM DISCORD: ⇒ DISCORD.AETHRACRAFT.COM

play.aethracraft.com

PokeReturn

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7385
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Star Shards Collected:	294	Towns Built:	8
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Runes Activated:	1

PokeReturn is a Pixelmon Server that attempts to create relaxing kick-back gameplay anyone can enjoy. Offering custom programmed features, such as Pokemon Disguising, Free Gameplay earned Poke Healing, and more!

play.pokereturn.com

Emenbee Realms

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Towny

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5801
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Emenbee Realms is back and better than ever! A revival of the classic Minecraft server, brought to you by members of the original staff! Supports version 1.7-1.20.1

Bedrock IP: geyser.mc-em.com

org.mc-em.com

DragonCraftMC

Factions, Tekkit

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62	Secret Passages Found:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Experience the Tekkit 2 Factions Server! Version: 1.2.1. Join now for an immersive gameplay with mods, alliances, and interspace intense battles. Come start your journey today!

T2.DragonCraftMC.net

ScuffleMC

Economy, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3489
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	25

JAVA IP: ScuffleMC.net BEDROCK IP: ScuffleMC.net (Port: 25565)

ScuffleMC is the most popular Sky Gen Minecraft servers out there. Come explore multiple worlds or fight for glory in 1.8 PvP. Other features include events, economy, outlands, custom crates and custom items. Connect to the ScuffleMC server for an epic and rewarding Minecraft experience unlike any you’ve had before!

1.16 -> 1.19 are supported!

ScuffleMC.net

Farzy

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8079
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	7

A brand new Survival experience! Play with one of the biggest Survival YouTuber’s Farzy, and join him on the friendliest Minecraft Survival Server out there!

Bedrock IP: bedrock.farzysmp.com Bedrock Port: 19132

play.farzysmp.com

The Crown

Creative, Survival

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
New Chunks Explored:	138076	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Gods Slained:	0

Welcome to The Crown, a brand new Minecraft server that lets you immerse yourself in the life of nobility. Embark on exciting quests, build your own castle, and engage in epic battles against other players and mobs. As you progress through the ranks of nobility, you’ll gain power, prestige, and respect.

But The Crown is more than just a survival server. It’s a fully-realized medieval-inspired world, complete with stunning landscapes and awe-inspiring architecture. From the bustling market towns to the towering castles, there’s always something new to discover.

And if you’re looking for a challenge, The Crown has you covered. Take on deadly bosses, brave treacherous dungeons, and compete against other players in thrilling PvP battles.

But don’t worry, you’re not alone. The Crown has a friendly and welcoming community of players and staff who are always happy to help out. With a wide variety of jobs and ranks available, there’s a place for everyone here.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at The Crown and start your journey to nobility today.

IP: thecrownmc.com

thecrownmc.com

Noobcraft

MCMMO, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	3372
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Noobcraft is a Survival Multiplayer server that was created in 2011 by MunkyMan587 and Avarrianna. It started off as a small group of players and has grown to a thriving community. We focus on providing a fun and family friendly environment for our players. We have a great staff team and a fair list of rules that no one should find difficult to follow. We are a no griefing/stealing server and PvP only by consent! We now feature McMMO and Towny!

mcnoobs.info

ExaliaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Welcome to ExaliaMC!

Hello! I would like to introduce ExaliaMC that is looking for new players! Our aim here at ExaliaMC is to create a good community and we make sure that all our players have a good time and that they enjoy themselves.

We are currently looking for new staff members, discord staffs and more! Please check on our Discord for more information! https://discord.gg/3ACsxTXCeb

playexalia.com:26260

FairNSquareMC

Cross-Play, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Towns Built:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

FACTIONS AND PRISON Server Name: FairNSquareMC Website: http://fairnsquaremc.com/ IP: play.fairnsquaremc.com ((Default port)) Discord: https://discord.gg/Tt2FAE5Ejk Store: store.fairnsquaremc.com

play.fairandsquaremc.com

Elivius

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Demon Skulls Collected:	28	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Elivius welcomes you! We offer a modded survival experience with an amazing growing community.

• Towny • Jobs • Quests • McMMO • Dungeons • Boss Battles • • Action Packed PVE • Player Economy • Minigames • Events • • Free Ranks • Custom Items • Custom World • And So Much More

Supports Versions 1.8.9+ IP: play.elivius.net JAVA ONLY

play.elivius.net

Equilibrium Survival

MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5254
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Equilibrium is a highly customized survival multiplayer experience that is packed with features you wondered how you ever lived without. With high quality design and custom enchants our experience beats all others. There is a welcoming active staff team and a friendly community. Once you play on ## you will not need another smp ever again.

We encourage all of our players to build community, play hard and fair to be the best minecrafter of all time. 🙂 Be it builds, mining, farms, shop owner, pvp’er, you can reach the top of the charts.

equilibriumsurvival.com

Minedoms

Factions, Hardcore, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

A brand new 1.19 Lifesteal SMP server with Custom Bosses, MCMMO, KotHs, Kits, and so much more!

To show our gratitude to our community, our server has various means of rewarding our players. For example, voting, which awards in game items/keys and vote points, which can be spent at the vote shop. We also have a battle pass that provides a multitude of loot for just playing!

To become a part of the Minedoms community and learn more about the server, join the discord!

Minedoms.com

Lands of Minearchy

Cross-Play, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	142
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Runes Activated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Java IP: play.minearchy.com Bedrock IP: bedrock.minearchy.com

Our server has a twofold purpose: – Create a lasting and friendly community that brings people together. – Make sure that everyone has fun, whether they play a lot or not.

Minigames Parkour – The Lab – Quake – Prop Hunt – Splegg – Mini Walls – Temple Run – Block Party – TNT Lobbers – TNT Tag – TNT Run (and more!!) KitPvP Pick 9 of our custom-made kits and battle across 5 distinct maps! Vanilla Survival 1.20 Here you can enjoy the unmodded survival experience. Labyrinth (WIP) A mystical labyrinth, full of dangerous bosses, daring challenges and unsolved mysteries.

play.minearchy.com