Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5934
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Gods Slained:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	14

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7357
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	7010
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	114
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8046
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Love Letters Sent:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7274
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	New Chunks Explored:	615312
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Runes Activated:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5906	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Farms Harvested:	473	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6811
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Farms Harvested:	813	Elemental Crystals Collected:	70
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6894	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	9081
Potions Brewed:	147	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	7896
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9964	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	9757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	31
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ores Mined:	8893
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5841
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Astral Projections Made:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3070
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Void Armor Forged:	17

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com