Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/600	Votes:	4165
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/900	Votes:	9501
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	5279
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/800	Votes:	315
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crops Grown:	8925	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mines Excavated:	3307	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/800	Votes:	8135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Farms Harvested:	864
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Runes Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/200	Votes:	4690
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Mines Excavated:	2604
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/300	Votes:	4758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Animals Bred:	189
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Star Shards Collected:	75	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/200	Votes:	191
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Potions Brewed:	149
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	40	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Falling into the Void:	3	Enchantments Applied:	223
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	25

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/400	Votes:	7594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Buildings Constructed:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/500	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Animals Bred:	157	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	10

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	92/400	Votes:	6367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Enchantments Applied:	113	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Buildings Constructed:	30

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/500	Votes:	6096
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Buildings Constructed:	36
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/900	Votes:	2683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/900	Votes:	6437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/300	Votes:	7772
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4675	Buildings Constructed:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Meteorites Collected:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net