Time Travelers’ World Tour: LOL Edition

3rd worlders, Birth Rates, catastrophic results, chronologic statistics, Countries, Edition, Future, gender, Gender Roles, globe, Kids, lol, mass migration, MOTHERS, plummeting birth rate, Prostitutes, RIGHTS, societal impact, statistics, Time, Tour, travelers, women’s emancipation movements, women’s issues, WOMENS RIGHTS, world

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4088
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Emeralds Found:	7298	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing plummeting faster than birth rates is your jaw from laughing so hard! Join us for a wild ride as we explore the hilarious consequences of women’s emancipation movements around the globe.

On our server, you’ll witness firsthand how giving women rights turns them from loving mothers into, well, let’s just say they have other priorities now. Who knew that women would prefer being *ahem* professionals of the night over raising kids? It’s a real head-scratcher, folks.

But don’t worry, we’re not just here to roast the ladies. We’ve got plenty of outrageous stories to share about how this gender fail is going to lead to catastrophic results in the future. And hey, even mass migration can’t save us now! It seems like no matter where you go, women just aren’t interested in popping out those little Minecraft babies.

So come join us on our server for a good laugh and maybe even learn a thing or two about the wacky world of plummeting birth rates. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational, am I right? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

LuxCube

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to LuxCube – Where Adventure Awaits!Dive into an extraordinary world where your Minecraft journey takes on new dimensions. Our server offers a diverse range of immersive gamemodes that will keep you hooked for hours on end.Gens: Immerse yourself in a world of tycoons, dungeons, and adventures. Build, mine, farm, and engage in mob-killing to conquer the economy. Customize your skills, battle foes, and embark on epic quests. Gens offers a unique combination of activities to satisfy every Minecraft enthusiast.Lifesteal: Unleash your combat prowess in thrilling battles where every hit counts. Steal life from your enemies and claim victory.Kingdoms: Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the lands. Will your kingdom reign supreme?Box: Immerse yourself in the heart-pounding action of PvP within a confined space. Battle to earn money, upgrade your gear, and engage in intense mining and grinding. In the confined quarters of the box, every decision counts. Will you emerge as the ultimate champion?With a thriving community, responsive staff, and regular events, LuxCube is the ultimate destination for Minecraft enthusiasts. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting your adventure, there’s a place for you here.Join us today and embark on an epic journey like no other. The adventure starts here!”

play.luxcube.net

Dig up

Hardcore, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5854
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Buildings Constructed:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	12	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

If you’re searching for a great place to play alone, with friends, or to even meet new people ─ come on and try out our server! The Magbungkal Community offers captivating adventures and entertaining gameplay. In addition, we provide a unique gaming experience that no other server could ever match!Magbungkal provides both bedrock and java to diversify our community even further. Making gameplay as enjoyable as possible for players is our goal! We guarantee if you join our server, you won’t be disappointed. It features a friendly community with staff members available to assist you with gameplay whenever necessary.

play.magbungkal.net:19132

AusTv

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7983
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Void Armor Forged:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Holy Grails Found:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

A server with a different and innovative proposal, with a game style completely aimed at players and which seeks to attract different audiences and tastes. A new gaming experience, with several options, we built a server for everyone!Versions: 1.16.4 to 1.20.x

jogar.austv.net

AKIOMC

Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9470
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

We are a Network that began its activities in June 2023, and since then, we have given our best to stand out

akiomc.com:25576

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6432
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

mc.thealater.com

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1255
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116
Potions Brewed:	142	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Void Armor Forged:	18

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

play.GensFood.net

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8182
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ores Mined:	6257
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

play.ecosmp.net

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	6290
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Villages Defended:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Love Letters Sent:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47	Secret Passages Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	9035
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3958
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Runes Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2086
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz